Chad : Oh baby I wanna pound your soft pussy all night!
Kiersten : Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! I'm Cumin! I'm Cumin!
Chad : Ahhhhh!
Kiersten : Gross!
Chad Ahhhh! Ahhhh!
Kiersten : Really your going to use my bed for your pleasure and Fart in it too!
Chad : Oh Yeah! I'm a lean mean fartin machine!
Kiersten : Get the fuck out!
Chad : Ahhh! Ahhh! Ahhh!
Kiersten : NOW!
Chad : Give me a blowjob!
Kiersten: Ok! Mmmmmm!
Chad : Ahh!
Kiersten : God Damn't
Kiersten : Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! I'm Cumin! I'm Cumin!
Chad : Ahhhhh!
Kiersten : Gross!
Chad Ahhhh! Ahhhh!
Kiersten : Really your going to use my bed for your pleasure and Fart in it too!
Chad : Oh Yeah! I'm a lean mean fartin machine!
Kiersten : Get the fuck out!
Chad : Ahhh! Ahhh! Ahhh!
Kiersten : NOW!
Chad : Give me a blowjob!
Kiersten: Ok! Mmmmmm!
Chad : Ahh!
Kiersten : God Damn't
by SlopNChop April 12, 2017
noun - 1. an invisible and often malevolent entity that can only originate from the human rectum; the common fart generally lies dormant until the host expels it.
verb - 1. to forcefully expel or passively allow a unit of gaseous particles from one's rectum.
aka, "blasting the butt trumpet"
verb - 1. to forcefully expel or passively allow a unit of gaseous particles from one's rectum.
aka, "blasting the butt trumpet"
by What May 11, 2004
Person 1: Hey, lets take the stairs to my floor.
Person 2: But I have to fart.
Person 1: Ok take the elevator, I'll meet you at my room.
Person 2: But I have to fart.
Person 1: Ok take the elevator, I'll meet you at my room.
by Esx February 10, 2010
a horrific wind that escapes from your...happy hole. erm, possibly toxic to canaries and other small pets.
by landrea August 5, 2005
by Cydney September 8, 2007
Friend1 to Friend 2: "Damn!! It smells like a fart in here."
Friend 2 to Friend1:"Sorry bro", "Some asshole was talking shit behind my back again."
Friend 2 to Friend1:"Sorry bro", "Some asshole was talking shit behind my back again."
by Maccus Wiel July 6, 2020