Pump Faking

Saying that you do or will do something that you won't or don't do.

When a guy tells you he can put in down in bed and never comes through, he's pump faking!!

by Denisha May 11, 2006

Fraping

The act of changing all the details on someones facebook page when they leave it open and vulnerable- Personal details, relationship status, gender, sexuality, political views etc.

May also be accompanied by a sudden affiliation to the Nazi party.

I was fraping Mitchell last night when he went for a smoke- I even got round to telling that stupid girlfriend of his that she's a whiny bitch!

by V1ncent93 January 24, 2010

faking it

When a woman (or sometimes man) fake an orgasm in order to make the partner think they are a sex god/dess.

Women can fake orgasms, but men can fake entire relationships and commitments.

by Gumba Gumba March 16, 2004

Faking Depression

Someone Who Begs And Is Desperate For Attention. That They Resort To Faking Depression To Their Friends, And On Social Media

My Friend Web Just Posted That He Has Depression

Probably Faking It Like The Jobber He Is

OH yeah! I Forgot! That He Is Always Faking Depression! Haha!

by Hollywood Hooligah July 22, 2018

Fuck Fapping February

A challenge similar to no nut november but it is in February. If you failed No Nut November, then you can compete in Fuck Fapping February, and redeem yourself. Following this month can be named March Madness or something similar.
If you complete both challenges, then you are the master of self-control.

Hell yeah, I got through No Nut November, now I gotta prepare for Fuck Fapping February.

by OfficerSchmlonk October 29, 2018

jim-facing

(also Jimfacing, Jim facing) Is a sideways glance in reaction to events taking place. It is named after the character Jim Halpern on "the Office" (played by John Krasinski) as he often reacts with a smug sideways glance suggesting calm disbelief, or a much deeper understanding of the situation unfolding than the other people do.

Jomny Sun's tweet: "The only good moment of this inauguration was Michelle jim-facing the camera like 'why did she give me this box'"

by CLS 8888 January 21, 2017

Falingo

A person, usually from Denmark, who has an extreme sexual lust for flamingos and cheap lawn toys.

Guy 1: Did you see that guy over there in the kid's petting zoo? he was totally checking out that flamingo

Guy 2: Yeah, he's definitely a falingo

by n0t-a-m00se July 10, 2012