Farhan

Farhan Is A Motherfucking Beast Who Doesn't Give A Shit About Anyone Or Anyone's Opinion. He Always Works Alone, But When He Does Work With A Partner, He Makes Sure It's The Best Fucking Partnership In The Whole Gigantic World! He Is Also Ready To Fight And Whoop People's Ass If They Talk Shit About Him.

"Oh Look! There's A Farhan Coming!"
"Forget About Everything! Just Run!

by YourBoyMcRoy December 2, 2018

Faecal touch

The opposite of the 'midas touch'. Rather than everything one touches turning to gold, to have the 'faecal touch' means everything one touches turns to shit.

This can be applied to people who are generally incompetent or just going through a stretch of bad luck.

'How's work going at the moment mate?'

'Just awfully dude, I definitely have the faecal touch. It doesn't matter what I seem to do or how hard I try, everything I am involved with completely fucks up and turns to shit.

by AceDegen July 27, 2010

faecal predator

One who lures an unsuspecting individual into a poo situation, aka a shituation.

Posing as a musician, the faecal predator lured the unsuspecting barman into the toilets where a poo situation occurred.

by The Poo Victim November 14, 2013

farehan

smart,kind and sweet girl/boy. Farehan represents happiness

Have you met Farehan?

No what is she like?
The best.

by ayooo you sus November 22, 2020

faelagund

fag that got banned in everquest, that is all

Fagagund, Silvanfag, Fagfather

by haaaaaaay July 20, 2003

Farhad

-Legendary persian name.
-Name of the kings in Ashkanian denasty in ancient persia.
-Lover

'Farhad and Shirin' are the most famouse characters in the old persian legends.

by Dr. Motlagh May 6, 2008

Fahad Story

A story/anecdote which is often short, pointless, has no intended punchline and generally leaves the audience perplexed as to the intended purpose of the story.

Guy: Man, I went to Macca's the other day bro and I had the best burger ever. You gotta try it.

Guy2: That was such a Fahad story.

by JeskaX November 6, 2007