by Daddys Darling October 3, 2016
Get the Trump Facial mug.An exfoliating treatment provided by small hailstones driven by 60+ mph winds. Typically experienced on oil rigs and platforms in the North Sea, between Norway and the United Kingdom
The wind was blowing 75 knots today, and it was hailing, so I got a North Sea Facial on the way to the drill floor.
by vaeren January 26, 2008
Get the North Sea Facial mug.When you cum on someone's face, and the cum extends from the corner of the mouth to the ear. Thus, resembling Tina Fey's scar.
Troy: "I was trying to cum in her mouth, but I missed!" Rick: "Where did it go?" Troy:"I gave her the Tina Facial!"
by rockdr October 20, 2009
Get the The Tina Facial mug.The sabotaging of one's facebook, most notably the status. This is usually done when your facebook is left unnaccounted for and there are friends or roomates around.
My status read "Eddie enjoys dick" after my friend faceabotaged my facebook.
"Jim is snorting coke off of a hooker's ass" was the product of my latest faceabotage.
"Jim is snorting coke off of a hooker's ass" was the product of my latest faceabotage.
by Eddie Alpaqa February 26, 2009
Get the faceabotage mug.1. When you give someone a facial (that is, treat or serve them) and it's all smooth hence buttery. Giving someone a buttery facial may include, but is not limited to: using large, sophisticated words; being very clever and well thought out; and may take a few good seconds for the average person to understand.
2. When you spread butter on someone's face for whatever reason.
2. When you spread butter on someone's face for whatever reason.
1. Damn, he gave me an uber buttery facial. It was really well thought out and it used all these big words like "incomparable." It really made me feel bad... :(
2. I was really bored so I decided to spread butter all over my face. I gave myself a buttery facial.
2. I was really bored so I decided to spread butter all over my face. I gave myself a buttery facial.
by Agloerxdjorn January 31, 2010
Get the Buttery Facial mug.an email sent to a large group of people that on the surface seems altruistic, but upon closer reflection, belies the sender's self-love; i.e. essentially ejaculating onto the faces of his intended readers
Q: did you see DJAlibi's latest e-facial about matching our donations to XX charity?
A: Yes, and my eye still stings and I think some of it got in my hair.
A: Yes, and my eye still stings and I think some of it got in my hair.
by ripapart February 11, 2010
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