faceous

Often mistaken for 'facetious', faceous is used to describe a gentleman who sucks incredible amounts of dick as a hobby.

Typically, faceous individuals are caucasian, have brown hair, and are plagued by conditions such as salmonella or ulcerative colitis.

"Oh man, there he goes talking about his colitis again..."

"Yeah, he's probably faceous"

by FaceousIsntAWordLeon March 7, 2017

filly fakeout

Your giving it to her doggy, then you spit on her back and when she turns too say "your done already?" you explode in her face.

Joe showed her a neat trick called the filly fakeout.

by JJW-6 January 6, 2007

Brownstick Fakeout

The art of luring another man into the bathroom with the promise of anal sex. When the man lured into the bathroom lowers his underpants, the other man kicks him into a stall or urinal if desired.

That mans head was all soaking wet. Someone must have given him the Brownstick Fakeout.

by Dropdasoap November 20, 2009

Steamboat Fakeout

When you are doing a girl from behind, pull out and spit on her back. As she turns around, blast your real load on her face.

As she deals with the seman on her face, peg with a snowball right in the kissa'.

The Steamboat Fakeout is similar to the Houdini; with some Mountain flare.

by Petus Ehzzlert November 12, 2011

Fifty Foot Fakeout

When a girl appears to be hot from a distance, but when u see her up close, she isn't hot at all

Man 1: See that girl over there? She's totally smoking.
Man 2: No dude, it's fifty foot fakeout
Man 1: (Looks thru binoculars) Aww yea, she's nasty :' (

by Mas Ttits October 6, 2008

facebutt

having a butt for a face, and poo brains

Jack is a facebutt because he has a butt on his face

by facebutthater April 8, 2010

76 Steeler's Fakeout

When a guy is banging a girl doggystyle, before he ejaculates, he pulls out, spits on the woman's back so as to make her think he shot his load on her back.

Have her turn around to look and when she does, bust your load into her eyes.

"She wouldn't let me cum on her face, so I had to pull a 76 Steeler's Fakeout and nut all over that bitches face."

by -Atlas August 7, 2009