call waiting face off

A friendly way of saying "I don't want to talk to you anymore".

Me: "Hey, wanna do something Friday night?"

Her: "Oops, looks like I've got a call on the other line!"

by placebo February 3, 2005

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blew me face off

1. To be surprised by something or someone.

Dude 1: That was a really good gig
Dude 2: Yeah, the sound quality just blew me face off.

by toastface August 25, 2005

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rip my own face off

used when incredibly frustrated, angry, annoyed, irritated or in a situation which causes such a large amount of frustration/ annoyance you are overcome with the urge to rip off your own face.

I'm soo annoyed with photoshop that I want to rip my own face off
I feel like the only solution to this problem is to rip my own face off

by sabrina collins May 23, 2015

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Eat Your Face Off

Verb: to eat huge quantities of delicious food for the pure joy of eating

Commonly used by dieters and college students

Dieter 1: Hey, where are you going to take a vacation to this year?

Dieter 2: Thinkin bout a cruise

Dieter 1: Dude! You could so Eat Your Face Off at the sick buffets

Dieter 2: Rock on!

by TedDeadMan January 22, 2010

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rock my face off

Makes you happy/horny/laugh or otherwise greatly affected.

You rock my face off!
Do you like Alkaline Trio? They rock my face off! Yeah I screwed Chris, he rocked my face off!

by Dsay Diane Nev October 24, 2003

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This happens a lot to Americans who come on holiday in Australia, because we drive on the left and walk on the left of the footpath (sidewalk). Our first reaction is to dodge left when Americans' is to dodge right.

Local: "I just had a pedestrian face-off with another stupid yank."

Returned ex-pat: "They're not stupid, mate, they're just different."

Local: "Well, they fully talk stupid!"

by Luke O'Dwyer September 21, 2005

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