The Executive Producer (Devoidus Moralitus) is considering to be one of the most dangerous and superficial non-human species to have ever roamed the earth.
These self-absorbed, ultra aggressive, pleasure seeking creatures, which are often dependent on mind-altering substances for survival, can be found in most urban centers around the globe, but evidence suggests that they originally evolved out of the gutters of Hollywood, California.
The Devoidus Moralitus is well known for its intimidating behavior and unpredictable tirades and takes great pleasure in humiliating its peers as it actively feeds on destroying the lives of others.
Researchers have concluded that its ultra aggressive behavior is directly linked to its microscopic reproductive organs, deep insecurities and self-loathing nature. It’s generally incapable of maintaining any genuine relationships and rarely produces offspring as its entire existence evolves around its unquenchable thirst for power and obsession with fame and golden statues.
If left unchecked, the Devoidus Moralitus can be considered extremely dangerous as it’s capable destroying entire societies through it's vile and poisonous ideas spread through Cross-Species Transmission (CST) using any available means of communication.
These self-absorbed, ultra aggressive, pleasure seeking creatures, which are often dependent on mind-altering substances for survival, can be found in most urban centers around the globe, but evidence suggests that they originally evolved out of the gutters of Hollywood, California.
The Devoidus Moralitus is well known for its intimidating behavior and unpredictable tirades and takes great pleasure in humiliating its peers as it actively feeds on destroying the lives of others.
Researchers have concluded that its ultra aggressive behavior is directly linked to its microscopic reproductive organs, deep insecurities and self-loathing nature. It’s generally incapable of maintaining any genuine relationships and rarely produces offspring as its entire existence evolves around its unquenchable thirst for power and obsession with fame and golden statues.
If left unchecked, the Devoidus Moralitus can be considered extremely dangerous as it’s capable destroying entire societies through it's vile and poisonous ideas spread through Cross-Species Transmission (CST) using any available means of communication.
"My grandfather passed away but the Executive Producer said we have to postpone the funeral until the show is delivered."
by Viking Wisdom March 30, 2018
Get the Executive Producermug. Time spent alone in bed, performing unproductive activities like watching television, playing on a cell phone or masturbating.
"President Trump’s official day typically doesn’t begin until 11 A.M. and ends relatively early, around 6 P.M., to accommodate 'Executive Time.' ”
by Plinthic January 14, 2018
Get the executive timemug. by Bronx Brent January 8, 2018
Get the executive timemug. The bathroom in most corporate offices reserved for handicapped people, but frequently used by those without disabilities. Termed "executive" for its spacious interior and superior placement in the back of the bathroom away from colleague's offensive odors.
"Aaron frequently uses the executive bathroom, but since everyone thinks he is handicapped, nobody says anything. That and his turds stink!"
by Stanley Steamer April 27, 2007
Get the executive bathroommug. 1. A hustler, a dealer, an entrepreneur.
2. A person who is self-made e.g. came from rags to riches, from bottom to the top, from entry-level to become an executive.
3. An individual motivated by success that is known to conduct their business both legally and illegally to gain profits.
4. A person in a high level position within a crime organisation, who is considered to be highly valuable. A person in a position of power e.g. An executive of a company.
2. A person who is self-made e.g. came from rags to riches, from bottom to the top, from entry-level to become an executive.
3. An individual motivated by success that is known to conduct their business both legally and illegally to gain profits.
4. A person in a high level position within a crime organisation, who is considered to be highly valuable. A person in a position of power e.g. An executive of a company.
Smart guy, he's done well for himself, he's all about his money and success, he's a streets executive.
by JYA90 January 22, 2019
Get the streets executivemug. A common stance taken at the men’s room urinal or toilet. The executive is hallmarked by an unusually wide stance (but not as wide as a Larry Craig), a slight lean forward towards the back wall supported by one arm/hand extended above the head and against the wall and one arm/hand holding and aiming the schlong as urine is released.
The executive is a sign of prowess and accomplishment. Whereas the common stance is simply standing with both hands down on the schlong.
The executive is a sign of prowess and accomplishment. Whereas the common stance is simply standing with both hands down on the schlong.
I quickly assumed the executive stance to cut loose with the beer I just drank.
The restroom was full of dudes taking and executive stance.
The restroom was full of dudes taking and executive stance.
by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2019
Get the Executive Stancemug. by peterXpantsless August 16, 2008
Get the street executivesmug.