evanderman

go away im sleeping

evanderman... are you scrolling through indeed right now??? "erm no"

by deadacate September 16, 2023

Work Evader

Someone who tries everything they can to get out of doing work. A person, when asked to so something they say there on there way to go help someone sand floors or some other non related task.
A lazy person that acts super busy when someone is looking at them.

Look at that lazy fuck, he's such a fucking work evader ! ! !

by Mystical creature October 9, 2019

Evanescent

A duo music project from New York City with sensuous guitar and erotic lyrics, featuring Al Street of the Sugarman Three on guitar and Bliss Blood of the Pain Teens on ukulele and vocals. Bliss also writes the lyrics.

"When the doors are flung open in the heat of the vice,
then smiling, so willing, I swallow the dice." -- Evanescent

by Evanescent December 19, 2010

evanesce

To dissapear or dissapate, sometimes like vapor. The verb form of evanescence

The small girl suddenly evanesced into thin air like vapor scaring her friend.

by Mayte July 7, 2004

Evanevolution

1. The cure to the White epidemic.

1. Jamaal: Did you see what Bob just did?
Maurice: Yeah, that made me Hispanic and it's not even wintertime.
Jamaal: Word, he's next in line for evanevolution.

by Darkness May 6, 2005

Evander

The god of sex! Evander is usually a nice guy

Evander

by Firefightinggiant43 October 16, 2020

Evade

Along with Sprint, Evade is the only non-n00bish loadout on Halo: Reach. Much of xbox Live agrees that if a person is using sprint or evade instead of something gay like armor lock, they do not deserve to be tea bagged

Teammate- Haha that kid missed me with the sword, i'm tea bagging his ass
Halo veteran- No man, he was using evade, you have to respect his maturity for not using invis or something gay

by Brobacca June 9, 2011