ESPN

Erroneous statistics presented nightly.

Yo dude I wonder how many goals were allowed during the 3rd Tuesday night of June in 1966?

Turn on ESPN, Erroneous statistics presented nightly mate!

by anonymous June 26, 2021

live sports, espn+ originals, the exclusive home of the complete 30 for 30 library, exclusive articles and tools, top leagues and tournaments, best stories in sports on espn+!

The advertisement phrase used during commercial breaks of ESPN+ broadcasts.

Narrator: "Live sports, ESPN+ originals, the exclusive home of the complete 30 for 30 library, exclusive articles and tools, top leagues and tournaments, best stories in sports on ESPN+!"

by UPFSonic October 21, 2024

ESPN+

ESPN+ memberships are meant to be broken and so are fucking promises.

Jimmy: Of fuck, ESPN+ membership is broken. Oh no nigga.

Bob: Ye no shit you dick head, they’re meant to be broken and shut the fuck up you wanker.

by Kevanoaideno October 25, 2020

ESPN

ESPN (Entertainment Sports Pension Nationality): An organization that integrates entertainment, sports, and pension services with a focus on supporting national identity. It provides retired athletes with pension plans and opportunities to engage in entertainment and sports-related activities that promote national pride.

Example: After retiring from professional soccer, Maria enrolled in ESPN (Entertainment Sports Pension Nationality), receiving a pension while participating in national sports initiatives and entertainment events that celebrate her contributions to the sport.

by bergerpicard16 January 21, 2025