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Escobar’s Revenge

When a man is about to cum from fellatio. His partner sticks their nostril on his dick hole and snorts his load like a fat rail of cocaine.
Bro, last night that Columbian hooker finished my blowjob off with Escobar’s Revenge!
by Napalm-Nate November 28, 2018
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Escobar Snowstorm

The act of funneling 1 kilogram of cocaine into one's asshole, proceeding to fart on their partner.
I've thrown three hamsters in the microwave after me and my girl did the Escobar Snowstorm.
by Lord Von Schlonger November 14, 2021
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Escobar’s revenge

Synonymous with coke shits.

Similar to how foreigners drinking water in Mexico can lead to diarrhea and other symptoms being known as Montezuma’s Revenge, this burning-ass ordeal can be attributed to the ghost of Pablo Escobar laughing maniacally upon seeing somebody locked to the toilet with wretched diarrhea after a night of binging cocaine.
Person 1: Dude, I haven’t been able to leave the bathroom for an hour. I’m not saying I regret splitting an eight-ball with you and the gang last night, but holy fuck my asshole is on fire.
Person 2: Don’t I know it. Your digestive tract was overstimulated from all the blow - it’s Escobar’s Revenge, brother.
by Jigginsmusic December 6, 2022
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leo escobar

Leo Escobar, the first part of the word is the zodiac which Leos are very kind, romantic, intelligent, and caring which he feels bad for another person. The name Escobar is not meant to be mistaken by the drug lord, these type of Escobar's are mainly innocent and more likely to be trusted
Hey, Leo Escobar, is it cool if I can ask you a secret, you're the only person who I can trust
by grubkiler247 March 1, 2017
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Ace Escobar

Legend has it a “Ace Escobar” is when you stick your slong meat in your partner , you give it your all and when she is close to coming you pull out and tell her she has to pay for the rest.
“ I ace escobared her and she payed 500$ for the climax
by lilbignut April 23, 2018
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Pablo Escobar

It is when you are Titty fucking a chick and when you’re about to blow, you shove it up to her nostril and it shoots out the other side.
I was chilling with Jennifer and right before I left I Pablo escobared her.
by Butrnips October 25, 2018
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Mckenzie Escobar

She’s Usually THICK and VERY pretty. She’s someone you could trust with all your stuff but can be a bitch at points. She knows how to make a joke out of anything and can always cheer you up when your not in a good mood.
Boy: She’s so pretty and has a perfect body. I wonder if she’s single

Girl: That’s Mckenzie Escobar. And too bad that’s my best friend.
by NotYourBusiness101 May 4, 2019
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