envelope emoji

Basically love.

Two envelopes would mean that you love (someone or something). I envelope emoji you.

by Kateiskewl January 8, 2017

stuffed the envelope

when you put the dick AND balls BOTH in the pussy

"Damn, I took Maureen home last night and stuffed the envelope"

by echz August 17, 2006

max the envelope

word used to encourage someone at a particular sport to try harder. the 'envelope' is their goal. its rather a peculiar slogan, but quite a funny thing to say to someone who you want to succeed.

(1) so jeff, hows it going with that girl you've been talking to??
(2) pretty good, i'm going to go over to her now.
(1) wait, jeff!
(2) yes??
(1) max the envelope!
(2) you bet i will player!

by lox the ox April 9, 2006

buffalo envelope

when you take your penis and face it down towards your balls and then grab your scrotum and try and stretch it over your penis until its covered.

can i show you my buffalo envelope?

by i have no idea wat name 2 have March 3, 2011

Manilla Enveloping

When one makes the vagina wet and uses the "juices" to seal a Manilla Envelope and mail a letter to his Grandmother.

On Phone after Manilla Enveloping:
Grandma: Thank you for the letter Jonny, but why does it smell like fish?
Jonny: It went through France and Lindsey says your welcome.

by TrunkKid October 9, 2006

meat envelope

(noun) A vagina; a meat wallet.

I slammed her meat envelope well.

Most everone's hands had been on her meat envelope.

by elegantmaskwithafeather October 16, 2008

Sealed Envelope

When your girl isnt in the mood and rolls over. well her mistake! She passes out and you proceed to wack off, when you about to nut, you aim right between her ass cheecks. When she wakes up, she will be opening your sealed envelope

Wendy wouldnt bang me last night, so I gave her a sealed envelope.

by Jay G. January 28, 2004