awkwardly endearing

What one becomes after having a crush on an awkwardly endearing individual. Like an STI the curse of being awkwardly endearing can be passed on through even minor contact.

When that individual who at one time attained the ‘biracial bombshell’ status loses her ability to engage in regular social encounters without saying something odd. Examples include multiple references to: Manchester City, graphic novels, the library, War and Peace, and timbits. This awkwardly endearing master status cannot be used to account for the recent Distal Radius fracture suffered by this individual. Any such bone-breaking must be attributed to a previously existing clumsiness condition.

by Voldemort IV May 7, 2008

enbean

A non-binary person with the traits of a smol bean.

Have you seen them? They’re such a cute enbean...

by RSdabeast April 3, 2021

Endcano

The apocalypse caused by a supervolcano eruption

THE ENDCANO IS NEAR

by Hank Sauri November 21, 2022

Helping Endangered Nigerian Tigers At Ireland

It means HENTAI; (H)elping (E)ndangered (N)igerian (T)igers (A)t (I)reland

Bob: Man, I love Helping Endangered Nigerian Tigers At Ireland!
Rob: You just like watching hentai and jerking off, don't you Bob?
Bob: Yeah...

by omgdragonz July 16, 2015

Endangered

Someone who could die at any moment, especially when dangerous people are around.

Don't shoot him down, he is an endangered species.

by Solid Mantis March 5, 2021

recycling of endearments

A common tactic of an Identity Deficit Disorder sufferer. Akin to the regifting practice made famous by Seinfeld, except not with Christmas presents for ones friends, but with endearing nicknames for ones lovers. The cynical practice of pimp daddies everywhere.

Back in High School, whenever I wasn't dating anyone, my best friend Marcus would sometimes kindly invite me out with him on his dates. I started begging off though after a few such get togethers and not just for the obvious reason that this was a kind of weird social practice, but actually mostly because I got sick of seeing how Marcus shamelessly practiced the recycling of endearments like "sweetums", "loviekins" and "babydoll". Of course the girl of the moment was none the wiser to all this.

by Russell Clark December 6, 2006

endearment

An endearment is a loving or affectionate word or phrase that you say to someone you love

Sometimes it will be a term of endearment, sometimes a term of abuse.

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd August 31, 2019