emos?!?

person: casually watching world famous kids show spongebob squarepants, eventually a title card showing the word emos, he anguished for he is one himself,

person1: hey bro i found this funny meme about emos
person2: EMOS?!?

by bulgarian squidward July 17, 2021

emos'r'us

the new name for hot topic since they stopped carrying goth and punk clothes and music and started catering solely to emo and generic rock followers.

"i used to love the hot topic in our mall. now it's just become an emos'r'us."

by thursday_leroux February 2, 2010

emos gc

the best gc in the world especially sexy mohammed and baddie Haidi

emos gc is the best

by Letsplay14 April 9, 2021

Roblox Emos

Roblox Emos are mostly the new 'copy and pastes', when you go up to them and ask them there favorite emo band they'll either say 'Ghostemane, or Mother Mother' inertially most of them know either some or nothing about the sub-culture and think wearing dark things makes them Emo. Most of the Avatars consist of grey blocky avatars with tons of different hair mashed up along with a skeleton hoodie and baggy pants. Most of the avatars aren't really that close to Emo. Most of them will only talk to other Emos or Goths they find cool and will always be rude to other styles and make in fun of others.

The Roblox Emos are the new copy & pastes,

by darkwavephantom December 23, 2020

Waterford Emos

A poor excuse of an emo, located in southeast Ireland.
Is generally found loitering around Red Square/Book Centre area on a Saturday afternoon up until about 5.30pm.

Can be recognised by distinctive red and black apparel, possibly accompanied by a fringe of some kind, although that is not always the case. They have a fondness for My Chemical Romance, Fall Out Boy, Paramore... you get the idea.

Emo 1: OMGzz! did yu see the nu mcr poster in kerrang!?!
Emo 2: yeh but pete wents wus on the other side so i duno wat to do!! :(
Normal Person: Oh those damn Waterford Emos!

by tehblackparade January 21, 2010

Fake Emos

Someone who is emo because it's "cool" to be different. There day usually consists of:

-Waking up and cursing the day
-Refusing to eat breakfast because they are "too fat"
-Getting dressed in there skinniest jeans and hoodie and straightening there hair
-Going to school and being made fun of because there "different". Even though they choose to be that way
-Returning home and listening to there ipod shuffle "The Black Parade" while updating there MySpace, Facebook, MyYearbook, and Live Journal
-Then realizing the have accomplished nothing they call there closest friend and cry on the phone for hours about how there ready to "pull the trigger", then end up scratching themselves with a sewing needle before, drifting off into a restless sleep.

Emo Kid 1: I hate life! Everyone hates me! I'm ready to end it!

Emo Kid 2: No! I love you! Please Don't do it! I'll die if you do!

Random Passer By: Haha Fake Emos are cute

by Miranda Lynn!? March 16, 2009

a douche of emos

n. The collective term for a group of emos, as pod is to whales or pride is to lions.

Look out honey, a douche of emos nearly stumbled into you.

Hey look at that, a douche of emos.

...It was a amazing, you almost never see a douche of emos roaming around in the wild like that.

by Mirrors July 13, 2009