Elton John

once you see this guy you know it's time for bed.

Person 1: just saw Elton John I need to go sleep

Person 2: damn sleep well ig

Elton John by thebigapple September 26, 2023

Elton John's Foosty Farter 

A delightful cocktail shot consisting of 1 part Cointreau, 1 part Mozart chocolate liqueur and 1 part Mozart white chocolate liqueur (or Baileys).

Should taste and resemble as if EJ has post bumlove, shoved a Terry's Chocolate Orange up his foosty farter as a buttplug to prevent man custard seepage, then as this begins to melt a willing gimp felches his manky ringpiece, spitting the contents in equal measures into shot glasses.

Barman those shots were amazing! What do you call them?

That's Elton John's Foosty Farter

Another round of EJFFs please my good sir!!!

Elton John's Foosty Farter by elvi888 August 10, 2024

Sir Elton John Suite 

A suite of extremes. Either a lot of gay sex will happen or a this will be a suite filled with elegance and sober piano tunes in the background.

Damn Dave did you say in the Sir Elton John Suite last night?

Dave: “yeah man I got fucked by a dude”

Sir Elton John Suite by Wanson Azeez March 31, 2024

John Floyd Chubs Charles Mayweather John Elton 

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Shut up John Floyd Chubs Charles Mayweather John Elton

John Floyd Chubs Charles Mayweather John Elton by [e-mail] January 22, 2021

eltonjohnned 

Wherein you meet a lovely partner who sing you songs and takes you to dinner.

But when you wake up one morning you have AIDS.
Unfortunate event that makes jokes good.

Example 1
Prince Harry “What’s wrong mother dearest”
Princess Diana “Your dad eltonjohnned me”

Example 2
Reporter “ Why is it you’ve only been out of this house for hospital”
Fadi Fawaz “George... George... He...he..... eltonjohnned me”

eltonjohnned by IFuckedYourMum,SheShatOnMyHand January 18, 2018