Dirty Eliot

Being so sexy you swoon over a bunch of walruses absorb ketamine from their assholes and then die.

Did you do a dirty Eliot last night?
No

by Bruce durhhd September 20, 2020

pussy Eliot

Food garnish , served over braised beaf

I will have some more pussy Eliot please

by Gouv January 4, 2023

Eliott

You’re probably some name a non-binary or trany would change their name to. Your name is cool. You’re very loud! Too loud sometimes, people ether love that or hate it. You’re so comfortable in your skin. No one can stop you when you put your mind to anything. You are not musically inclined, u can’t dance, you can’t sing, you can’t run, or doing anything with that kind of stuff. But you don’t care and try and fail anyway, it’s cool. You’re not embarrassed by “normal” things to be embarrassed about. You’re not afraid of heights, but afraid of falling. You care bout people a bit to much. You’re welling to do anything if it means to save a total strangers life, even if you won’t admit it. You’re handsome, smart enough, fit enough, beautiful. And you don’t give yourself enough credit. You would never go in the merrior and say “yeah I’m beautiful/handsome”. But you should. You know you secretly love your eyes, lips, noise (even if it is a bit big), shoulders, hips. You just don’t look at yourself and see it, but you should.
Your that one friend that knows a bit too much about sex. Your not afraid so say that. Your friends often come to you for help on stuff like that and you talk about it, and you have no clue why. But you don’t care. You’re pretty open about almost everything, will mostly say the truth (unless ur flirting gatta get that booty). You’re amazing though no lie. Love yourself more.

“Wow, Eliott is such a good friend helping me on that sex advice”
“Wow, Eliott is so cool”
“Eliott is really loud”
“Omg they reminded me of an Eliott, they’re so confident”

by That one gay Eliott January 1, 2019

Eliot Spitzer

Eliot Spitzer is the new leader of New York State. Defeated John Faso with 69% of the vote in 2006.

Eliot Spitzer became governor of New York very easily.

by Alexander "Sasha" Ivanoff May 22, 2007

Eliot

A fucking piece of shit who has no idea how or when to shut up, constantly texting on the wrong chat, lies about the correct spelling of his name, (Says it’s Elliott) has terrible grammar even thought he says he has good grammar and should just sit down, die and let the Earth reclaim him, after all no one would miss him

Person: Look at that stupid Eliot

Eliot: Wtf dude

Person: He is so stupid

by Gæmer October 14, 2020

Eliot

Usually a really fat guy who acts gay. Normally has a lot of girlfriends to cover up the fact that he loves cock.

Person 1: There's Eliot!

Person 2: He's so fat and gay!

by Epiczx June 6, 2013

Eliot

An ugly creepo who keeps jokes going for way too long and he probably likes you and your best friend and any girl that gives him attention. He doesn't really have a sense of style and kind of reminds you of a cow. He is pretty friendly and interesting to talk to, but he's kind of a weirdo and is super arrogant. He also thinks he's super smart (he is probably) but kind of makes you feel bad about it.

Person #1: Hey how did Eliot know where I was?

Person #2: He asked everyone about you and your whereabouts

Person #1: He's such a lil creepo

by basicallyme13 January 29, 2018