roffle my eggo waffle

rub my dick *eggo bradn :)*
roffle my eggo waffle, biotch
by AlakazaM October 07, 2004
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eggo waffle looking bitch

An eggo waffle looking bitch is a term used by white middle schoolers who are cussing out their beautiful young substitute teacher. The origin of the word is unknown but most likely pulled out of this young lad's ass.
That substitute teacher man, she's an eggo waffle looking bitch.
by substituteteacher March 11, 2023
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Eggo Brained

'Eggo Brained' is a term used for people who intellectually are intelligent, but lack street smarts. Effectively making them a complete utter dumbass even when faced with the most easy problems. Like using a microwave, doorknob, or fixing the oven door.

The phrase was coined after Frank Dorsa somehow fucked up waffling a waffle and created Eggos.
You eggo brained retard, how do you have straight A's yet you don't know how to use a dishwasher?
by jackupthismistergovernment March 26, 2024
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Eggo

You are so Eggo
by your mum.. July 18, 2024
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eggo

l'eggo deez nut's on eggs, eggo's like childrens and like selling them on porn websites for rapist to profit
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Eggo Cereal

A breakfast cereal manufactured by Kellogg's. The cereal was discontinued in 2012.
Eggo Cereal consists of maple syrup, cinnamon toast, and flavoured corn cereal pieces in a waffle shape, just like Eggo waffles
by SPrice1980 April 27, 2023
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Leggo My Eggo

This phrase is one meaning “to get together.” You would normally put the words “let go” or “leggo” with the word “eggo” as explained within the Eggo commercial.
by Phantomorph March 29, 2020
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