During sexual intercourse while the man is about to ejaculate he places his thumb on top of his BELL END to prevent the semen from escaping. He then hovers his penis over the females forehead, then he releases his thumb off his BELL END and FUCKING SPURTS OUT his penis, therefore making a really enormours dribbling mess over the female's eyelids.
Man: Hang on...I gotta good idea, close your eyes
Woman: What is it?
*SPLURT*
Woman: Fuck my eyes! What the hell were you thinking bob!!
Man: I always thought you looked good in white eyeshadow *hehe*
Woman: What is it?
*SPLURT*
Woman: Fuck my eyes! What the hell were you thinking bob!!
Man: I always thought you looked good in white eyeshadow *hehe*
by Pia Ashley and Theo August 23, 2005
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Guy 1 : wooft did you see that girls ass
Guy2 : because of that sexy ass and gorgeous flowing hair am guessing she’s an eilidh
Guy 1 : wouldn’t mind her in my bed
Guy 2 : they are known to be crazy good in bed
Guy2 : because of that sexy ass and gorgeous flowing hair am guessing she’s an eilidh
Guy 1 : wouldn’t mind her in my bed
Guy 2 : they are known to be crazy good in bed
by Jamitin December 2, 2018
Get the Eilidh mug.A process in which one would lay down (bed optional) and would simply close one's eyes to check one's eyelids for holes. This process takes a usual 7 to 8 hours for the punctuality freak but takes longer depending on how lazy one is. Also depends on the amount of alcohol one has consumed. Even comes as a good excuse when caught performing this process at work, class or behind the wheel.
Example 1
Dude 1: Dude you almost hit that grandma!
Dude 2: Sorry dude, I was checking my eyelids for holes.
Example 2
Dude 1: Well this party was awesome! I'm gonna go check my eyelids for holes. *falls to ground*
Dude 2: Night dude.
Dude 1: Night.
Dude 1: Dude you almost hit that grandma!
Dude 2: Sorry dude, I was checking my eyelids for holes.
Example 2
Dude 1: Well this party was awesome! I'm gonna go check my eyelids for holes. *falls to ground*
Dude 2: Night dude.
Dude 1: Night.
by Crash569 August 13, 2010
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The Sweetest Latina in the World... She sings like Selena not Selena Gomez... She is very very pretty. She always gets played and probably is going to wait for her future husband and Baby Daddy for 34 years. And then she will give up and marry El Chapos Great Great Nephew. And then work at a fedex job to provide for her 37 children. But she is the life of the party especially when she drinks a whole bottle of Tequila and then makes out with the toilet when she drink way way way too much tequila. She loves Riding Donkeys.
Person 1:Damn is that Elidiz
Person 2: Yeah, dont give her tequila or she will make out with one of her kids again
Person 2: Yeah, dont give her tequila or she will make out with one of her kids again
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