elevator talk

Meaningless conversation, idle chat, pretentious senseless babble, gossip.

e.g.

Dave: " I plan on marrying this summer."
Mark: "STFU ! What did u propose on the elevator? That's elevator talk"

Jane: "What the heck is up with Travis? He's delusional lately."
Chelsea: "That's elevator talk you know you really don't speak like that Jane!"

by Anunak January 24, 2015

space elevator

This is a type of turd. It is defined as a poo that touches the surface of the toilet water whilst still connected to the person pooing. This is analogous to the theoretical space elevator, which is a counterbalance in geostationary orbit that is anchored to a point on the Earth's surface by a long cable.

Roberto: "I just did two space elevators in one sitting"
Dom: "Niiice"

by Scorlibran February 25, 2014

Edvard

Edvard is the guy with 2 mm slak penis but grows 3000% when erect wich makes him very dangerous because he can crush you with his big dong if you arouse him.

is that edvard?

Yes dont make him horny, it will crush you.

by slimsuedi October 1, 2019

elevator circles

Walking awkwardly around a large elevator lobby after you press the button, because you don't know which elevator door to stand by.

At work yesterday, my boss walked by while I was doing my elevator circles, and now he thinks I'm crazy.

by daphnia_b June 15, 2009

Elevator Dance Party

1) When you stick a half-dozen goofy white guys with Hawaiian shirts and khaki shorts in the elevator of a busy office/residential building. One person carries around a boombox or some small stereo in hand and the rest attempt to do stereotypical white man dance techniques like the shopping cart, water sprinkler, or the cabbage patch. The music of choice is usually a trance/techno mix. Movement is limited, so you get what looks like a rhythmless, homosexual clusterfuck. Usually will only last up to 15 minutes, when at that time someone complains that they can't take the elevator because a group of dorks are taking up too much room and/or making a scene.

2) A real sausage fest.

"When some guys from SUNY Albany tried to throw an Elevator Dance Party, their shindig was prematurely halted due to Aunt Jemima complaining about it. On the bright side, at least they didn't permanently ruin their chances of scoring with a woman for the next several years."

"Elevator Dance Parties never include more than one of two ladies tops, so it ends up being a statistical sausage fest."

by Nick February 4, 2004

elevated handslap

a term used frequently in the first season of man of the hour hour. basically a high-five.

Person One: High - Five!
Person Two: Elevated Handslap!
Person One: Sure Whatever.
*people high-five each other*

by AmmiiMONSTER. February 24, 2008

elevapor

When someone breaks wind on an elevator and leaves a pungent odor that remains stagnant for hours, hovering over and poisoning it's passengers.

"Oh my gosh, it stanks in here! What an awful elevapor some jackass left us!"

by Krusty the Clown February 28, 2008