a linguistic disease that is causing the downfall of society, especially those who use it as a primary language. This disease undermines and devalues important concepts like parenthood by calling the mother of your child, a person with whom the sacred bond of parenthood should be implied a 'baby-momma'
if the ebonic plague continues to spread, our underprivledged have little hope of learning the value of parenthood, sexuality, and hope.
by tbarbos June 19, 2010
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2) A cheat for something internet- or computer-related, that will cause it to seem better.
2) A cheat for something internet- or computer-related, that will cause it to seem better.
Guy 1: Wow, I just did this benchmark on my PC. I got an eBoner!
Guy 2: You cheated, didn't you? GTFO!
Guy 2: You cheated, didn't you? GTFO!
by -Fosco December 19, 2011
Get the eBoner mug.There’s so much to say about an Eboni. Let’s just start off by saying she isn’t a basic bitch by spelling her name Ebony. I used to say nobody is perfect until I met and Eboni, they are so kind, funny and most definitely gorgeous. If you ever find yourself in a relationship or be lucky enough to be her friend consider yourself lucky and make sure you cherish ever moment with her. They have so many talents such as singing, acting dancing and fortnite. She isn’t like everyone else which makes her extremely special. The boys don’t normally tell her that they fancy her, but they 1000% do!
She sometimes feels insecure about her features just make sure you remind her how pretty she is because she is an absolutely stunner.
E- Extraordinary
B- Beautiful
O- OWO / Outstanding
N- Nourishing
I- Interesting
However, don’t get on the wrong side of an Eboni. She can kill you in one punch or even a wink of an eye. Make sure you keep her happy by feeding her and giving her the sleep she needs or R.I.P.
They take their zodiac star signs very seriously so never tell her that her sign is shit or else.
In conclusion, boys she’s a keeper.
She sometimes feels insecure about her features just make sure you remind her how pretty she is because she is an absolutely stunner.
E- Extraordinary
B- Beautiful
O- OWO / Outstanding
N- Nourishing
I- Interesting
However, don’t get on the wrong side of an Eboni. She can kill you in one punch or even a wink of an eye. Make sure you keep her happy by feeding her and giving her the sleep she needs or R.I.P.
They take their zodiac star signs very seriously so never tell her that her sign is shit or else.
In conclusion, boys she’s a keeper.
“I slept with an Eboni and OMG it was the best.”
Declan got on the wrong side of Eboni, Declan is now dead.
Declan got on the wrong side of Eboni, Declan is now dead.
by Louis <3 eboni June 9, 2019
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by Ashley + Jasmine (CFC) October 11, 2004
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by RedheadMTLBoy June 24, 2008
Get the ebonicon mug.She is the kindest , loyal , funny , unique girl you will ever meet . If you have an Eboni in your life DONT TAKE HER FOR GRANTED !!! Don't cross her or else ...
by Eboniisamazeballs January 12, 2020
Get the Eboni mug.A conspiracy revolving around the idea that African Americans purposely allowed themselves to become enslaved in order to play the race card many generations later. This insures they will receive anything they want.
by ConspiracyOperator December 2, 2010
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