AKA: Spike, Chase
He is an athletic, smart, funny, adorable, cute, sweet, hottie lamotie with a swimmers body, country boy, that all the little girls love. He is extremely stubborn yet extrordinarily original and independant. He tucks his shirt in (even his p.e. shirt) and can totally rock the boot-cut jeans. He rambles alot but nobody minds (except during movies) and he actually says the word "spiffy". Hes shy in groups but u get him with his best friend and he never shuts up. He is extremly polite but i would never pick a fight with him cuz he chokes people out ;P and if this is him reading this then i know u think u know who posted this.... but u would be wrong and need to guess again :D
He is an athletic, smart, funny, adorable, cute, sweet, hottie lamotie with a swimmers body, country boy, that all the little girls love. He is extremely stubborn yet extrordinarily original and independant. He tucks his shirt in (even his p.e. shirt) and can totally rock the boot-cut jeans. He rambles alot but nobody minds (except during movies) and he actually says the word "spiffy". Hes shy in groups but u get him with his best friend and he never shuts up. He is extremly polite but i would never pick a fight with him cuz he chokes people out ;P and if this is him reading this then i know u think u know who posted this.... but u would be wrong and need to guess again :D
by kykyvroomvroomdidnotwritethis August 13, 2011
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That kid is such an Eyan at basketball
by RexTheRetard September 17, 2017
Get the Eyan mug.A cruel cold harded person that only cares about themselves and is also manipulative, naive, rude and just overall a bad person. If you ever meet one turn the other way
That elyan is so rude
by Elyan January 28, 2017
Get the elyan mug.A fictional TV show that is set in cold city of Eagan in Minnesota, it will be about two vice cops Sonny Cockette and Dickardo Flubbs, who keep an eye out for immoral activities in the city, but also make out in the squad car. A cop-comedy-action show.
by SantoshGeorge March 2, 2008
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Why are you being an Eagan?
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Get the Eagan, Minnesota mug.A law that governs the flow of unfortunate events in time. Applies equally to philosophical, physical, mental, and emotional conflicts. Eagan's Law states that:
"Given a specific set of circumstances, the most personally inconvenient outcome of a situation will always be the end result. Should one make a decision to enact a more convenient solution, that solution will end up becoming more inconvenient than the first.
However, in the event that one recognizes the potential of the most inconvenient outcome, an equally inconvenient but unforeseen outcome shall take its place."
Over the years, many have equated Eagan's Law with Murphy's Law, which holds that "anything that can go wrong will go wrong." Although the two are similar in subject matter, Eagan's Law provides a more comprehensive understanding of unfortunate phenomena than Murphy's Law. Murphy himself admitted this often, crediting Eagan's Law as the basis of much of his own work (citation needed).
"Given a specific set of circumstances, the most personally inconvenient outcome of a situation will always be the end result. Should one make a decision to enact a more convenient solution, that solution will end up becoming more inconvenient than the first.
However, in the event that one recognizes the potential of the most inconvenient outcome, an equally inconvenient but unforeseen outcome shall take its place."
Over the years, many have equated Eagan's Law with Murphy's Law, which holds that "anything that can go wrong will go wrong." Although the two are similar in subject matter, Eagan's Law provides a more comprehensive understanding of unfortunate phenomena than Murphy's Law. Murphy himself admitted this often, crediting Eagan's Law as the basis of much of his own work (citation needed).
Josh: "I went all the way back to the front of the store for a cart, and now we don't even need it. Plus, it's the one with the shitty wheel."
Andrew: "Chalk that one up to Eagan's Law.
Andrew: "Chalk that one up to Eagan's Law.
by steffescope March 5, 2012
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