earthliving 

The greatest hypixel quakecraft player of all time.

person a: who’s the best quakecraft player of all time? is it pommed?
person b: nah. It’s earthliving, aka Hant! He is the GOAT

earthliving by Unknown_Chaos October 29, 2022

Earthing 

Taking a shit on the ground.

Jerry was caught Earthing in his neighbor’s yard.

Earthing by Earthing January 16, 2023

Earthing 

Another word for pooping, because earth is a synonym of dirt, which is typically brown.

Guy 1: Dude, my girlfriend walked in on me earthing earlier and now she won't look at me.

Guy 2: I'm sorry for you, bro. Maybe you should earth with the door shut next time.

Earthing by miyumyau October 4, 2023

earthing 

when a woman spreads her legs, fills it with dirt, then adds a seed, waters it, and gives it proper sunlight. as a result a plant is grown between the legs.

yeah i practiced earthing for the first time last night.

earthing by rose :p December 8, 2023

Earthian Cosmic Escapism

A nostalgic variant that insists space colonies must feel like Earth: blue skies, green hills, fresh rain. Adherents reject sterile, metal habitats; they want simulated (or terraformed) environments that mimic the home planet. Their aesthetic is “Earth, but portable.” It’s cosmic escapism for the homesick, preserving not just species but smells, sounds, and seasons.

Earthian Cosmic Escapism Example: “The Earthian cosmic escapist designed a Martian dome with artificial clouds and a simulated breeze. ‘I need to feel rain,’ he said, ‘or it’s not home.’”

Earthian Cosmic Escapism by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal May 23, 2026

Flat Earthing 

When an incoherent person who believes the earth is flat and everything is a lie rambles on about their whole belief on how it is "so obvious" that some big company would pay billions of dollars to lie to every civilian on the globe.

Flat Earther: "If the earth is round, then how come we have not been tossed into the ocean yet?"
Intellectual: "Please, stop flat earthing."

Flat Earthing by Omega-Dragon June 2, 2018