Earpoods

Knock-off earpods

I bought these earpoods on Craigslist for $75. I suspect that they're knock-offs.

by Riczilla December 28, 2023

earroneous

Auditory bee-ess.

In da classic "old fella wif da secretly-fitted hearing-aid" joke, said ancient codger's greedy nephews had thought dat da derogatory remarks which they were quietly making about him would literally "fall on deaf EARS", whereas da device's excellent amplification -'n'-clarification circuitry meant dat said verbal jabs weren't so "EARroneous" after all. :P

by QuacksO June 25, 2025

Earrot

If someone's music taste is so bad you have to call it earrot

Person a: this is my favorite song
Person b: that's earrot bro

by The fog is coming. November 21, 2025

earrot

earrot is the type of sound/music that sounds absolutely horrible and it can be used to call somebodies music taste bad

“This song is such an earrot I’m losing braincells.”

“That dude’s freestyle was pure earrot.”

by arimaison November 21, 2025

ghetto earphoning

The act of losing one gel part of an earphone, and therefore having to replace it with another gel part of an earphone, causing OCD.

I swear, ghetto earphoning is so low class. Just buy another headset you stupid poor shits.

by FailFaceFTW April 21, 2014

Ghost earphones

When you take out one or both earbuds ,but you feel as if they are still plugged in you ears.

"Dude,I've been wearing those earphones for so long, I feel like I'm having ghost earphones in. So weird!"

by losfrijoles February 5, 2017