Egg - noun
It's what comes out of a chicken, and then a chicken comes out of it. But, sadly, no one knows which came first. Apparently, the word 'egg' is also used for white
people who like asian
people and their culture; according to some, it also means 'smelly fat
Russian' ...
to Egg - verb
The action of throwing raw chicken eggs from one's balcony at taxis which are passing by, late at night. After the egg reaches the target, the Egger thrower of the egg ducks out of sight and spies on the confused/angered taxi driver as he steps out to examine the 'damage'. The ultimate goal of an Egger is to egg (
hit) a taxi twice - once whilst it is in motion, and once more after the driver has gotten back in to his
car after the 'examination'. However, a true Egger never throws an egg at cars other than taxis, nor at any
person, even the taxi driver himself/herself.
Our
eggs will block out
the Sun!
It's Saturday night, and the Eggers remain silently poised on their
balcony, anticipating the taxi driver's shock and bewilderment.
