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dyslexic speedreaders

a band consisting of Mickey Avalon, Dirt Nasty, and Andre Legacy. One of their most famous songs is "My Dick".
"Did you see dyslexic speedreaders last night? they were amazing!"
by carolinalovesit September 2, 2007
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Sartorial dyslexia

A condition in which the sufferer is utterly fashion-backward.
In fact, they aren't just missing the fashions.
They just aren't down with the whole 'clothing' thing whatsoever.
They struggle to find clothing that fits properly, they cannot sress themselves - they simply have no idea.
It's also incredibly amusing for onlookers.
And great to bitch about.
"OMG, did you check what Olivia was wearing today? Yeah, like actual pink, wooly, tights. You know, like we wore back in like, Year 3?"
"OMG Karen, you can't just say that. Olivia has like, sartorial dyslexia."
"Oh."
by Poplinda. July 18, 2007
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Dyslexia

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Person 1: Oh! do you have Dyslexia?
Person 2: Yse i dou
by HyperElixr September 24, 2019
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Doggie-Bag Dyslexia

A mental disorder which causes a person to place their left-over meal into the lid of a take-home box at a local restaurant. Although the top and bottom may look similar, any person with this disorder will consistently choose the wrong side. Although symptoms are typically mild, if left untreated, results may include the following:

a) Unexpected loss of your meal on the way back to your car.
b) Sauces/dressings leaking onto pants, car seats, or refrigerator.
c) Misrepresentation of the restaurant’s logo which typically appears on the lid of the box (a Felony in most states).
Doggie-Bag Dyslexia.
by Justin Cccccccc March 2, 2006
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keyboard dyslexia

what happens when you are messaging a friend and you can't seem to type the word you are wanting and the one you actually type has a completely different meaning
with keyboard dyslexia:
"you need to slut up"
non-keyboard dyslexic (actual) version:
"you need to shut up"
by jtchand May 13, 2006
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dyslexia

So this dyslexic guy walks into a bra...
by Bob November 29, 2003
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Verbal Dyslexia

When you try to say something and you mix the words up or the letters.

Dyslexia with words.

Almost a Tongue Twister
Instead of:

Going outside to have a cigarette.
You say:

Going cigarette to have an outside.

Instead of:

Lets call Jennifer

You say:
Lest call Jeffiner
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Sorry, I have verbal dyslexia. Always mixing up my words.
by xSkittlerx October 23, 2010
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