lane drifting

On a multi-lane road (usually a highway or mainstreet), lane drifting is when a car suddenly begins 'drifting' over the lanes, usually because the driver isn't paying attention, or cannot see the lanes because they aren't painted well enough.

Usually they'll hover between two lanes, going the speed limit, and holding up traffic in both lanes.

I was stuck going 65 because the guy infront of me was lane drifting between the left lane and center lane, and was apparently oblivious to the chorus of car horns being layed upon him.

by The Sub March 1, 2005

Sticky Drifter

When a homeless person asks for change, instead you proceed to furiously masterbate until climax which one aims into the homeless persons change cup

that homeless guy had that sticky drifter cumming to him. wont be asking me for change again

by the_king_of_the_penguins July 8, 2011

Channel Drifting

When a TV channel starts airing programs that are different from what the name of the channel suggests or programming the channel has shown in the past. Channels that exhibit channel drifting tend to shift away from past programming, often acting like it never even existed.

Examples include MTV, Cartoon Network, and TLC.

Channel drifting is often very unpopular with a network's longtime viewers. Of all the people who watched Cartoon Network 10-15 years ago, how many of those people do you think still watch it?

by GaaraoftheDamned March 28, 2013

Drunk Drifting

Drifting in a car or a truck while drunk. Usually ends in disaster.

Phillip totalled his truck when he went Drunk Drifting.

by TheFiend138 November 17, 2014

DIFTS

Do It For The Story

Much better than YOLO

Guy 1: Think I should participate in that gangbang later

Guy 2: Dude....DIFTS

Guy 1: Yea, you're right *strips naked and throws on condom*

by TheSpot94 October 2, 2012

continental drift

In which a person's boxer shorts fall down off of their waist completely while their jeans remain perfectly in place.

I was walking down the street one day when I experienced some amazing continental drift. I felt free.

by Zorgithatoob June 19, 2012

Tokyo Drift

When a small amount of sperm flows out from womans anus and into her vagina, causing an unintended pregnancy.

A: Im pregnant.
B: I don't know how thar happened. Must have been a Tokyo Drift

by AjayGhale_2 March 3, 2021