dumbfuckology

The science and practice of being a dumb fuck

He was so stupid, he held a professional degree in dumbfuckology.

by Takashi Kimiwada November 6, 2005

numbchucking

The mischievous act of scandalized personalities towards people.

Doing or saying things to or about people behind their back.

"Bitches go behind your back, like numb chucks, and that's fucked up"

I don't associate with numbchucking people, they are crooked as a paper clip!

by awesomeunique1 October 30, 2018

dumbduck

a dumbduck is someone who makes you smile until you’re grinning from ear to ear without even realising it. spending time with this dumbduck will leave your cheeks hurting but your heart won’t hurt for once. a dumbduck does stupid, wholesome things, but when it comes to serious things, they’re the first ones to understand and support you. dumbducks usually have wholesome, but amazing music taste, which you'll have rarely heard before, but fall in love with once you start listening to it. dumbducks will love you with their entire heart and will be prepared to do anything for you- but they’ll make you feel so good that you’d give everything up for them as well. dumbducks will make your heart go uwu every time you see them, speak to them and when you stop speaking to them, it’ll feel like a huge, amazing part of your life has disappeared.

this is why, you should always cherish a dumbduck when they come around. dumbducks are full of love, you just need to search for it within them and once they start to open up, you’ll feel showered with love, happiness, safety and security.

**as a fly falls in dumbduck’s tea**
girl: SMH YOU’RE SUCH A DUMBDUCK
dumbduck: hehe i know

by hihibby June 20, 2020

Dumbfuck

Anyone who still considers themselves a democrat or support s Biden after record inflation and fuel prices.

What??? You’re justifying these gas prices,,, you must be a dumbfuck.

by Old Wise E March 12, 2022

Dumbfuck

Name for the Vice Principal of the high school. A greasy, inadequate douchebag who's afraid of his own shadow and lets everyone walk all over him, including the students he's supposed to be in charge of.

"I've got to go down to the office and see Dumbfuck because I was caught smoking again. Watch me talk my way out of this one."

by KTDigs December 15, 2011

Dumbfuck

A really stupid person. See Douche

My sister can really be one dumbfuck.

by Ditto. September 30, 2007

Dumbfucks

A term used to describe preps & jocks that are oblivious to the world around them. Dumbfucks usually believe they are "the shit" and do not care to listen to other's opinions unless said opinion is concerning the looks of the "Dumbfuck" or gossip ...

<dumbfuck1>Look at the GOTHLICKS!
<dumbfuck2>OHMYGOSHNESS, how.... goth!
<normal1>& they call me weird? what a dumbfuck.

by <3Lyssa April 9, 2005