delayfish

A person who causes others to wait excessively.

Andy still isn't ready! He is such a delayfish.

by JennyS. October 10, 2008

Delaytionship

Online dating relationship that never goes beyond emails and chats.

The delaytionship would have to end. After 8 months of chatting and emails, he broke up with her because she wanted to meet for coffee.

by Jacqski August 12, 2012

Delayed Space-U-Later

Used to describe Jeff Bezos the day (July 20, 2021) he took his first commercial flight into space too late. King of Amazon may have had eyes on the wings and astronaut title but he didn't meet the requirements in time. The Federal Aviation Administration chose that same day to update the requirements to join the ranks of astronaut. It was the first major change to the rules since 2004. Turns out Jeff didn't get his wings or title due to not meeting one requirement. He only got a $5.5 billion honorary title and only 4 minutes in space. Gee, that was fast. Just one day before and he would have qualified. Well played FAA. Savage af.

Jeff Bezos spent $5.5 billion for an honorary title and 4 mins in space because he is a delayed space-u-later. Jeff is definitely big mad and probably butt hurt at the FAA for screwing him hard.

by OG_Epimetheus July 25, 2021

Dulana

Dulana is a very well-groomed bloke and is easily one of the funniest people on the planet. The guy is extremely nonchalant and doesn't give a flying fuck about what he says or what others think about him. He tends to keep his life private, even from his closest friends and family. He is essentially very independant and prefers to work in the shadows.

"HAHAHAHAHA!"

"Bro, Dulana's too fucking funny!"

"I know right!"

by demonparadox999 November 24, 2021

Delayni

Delayni is a very pretty young lady who doesn’t know she’s pretty. She is very insecure and shouldn’t be because she’s drop dead gorgeous. Not many boys fall for her but their missing out. Along with looks Delayni is very athletic and strong. Delayni is unique, very kind, and funny. Love her.

Friend 1- “OMG SHES GORGEOUS!”
Friend 2- “yeah! She must be a Delayni!”

by Montanaoof June 27, 2018

pleasure delayer

who knows where it really came from, but "vanilla sky" gave it more widespread use. you hold out till the last possible moment to get it on, because it will be that much better.

I want him, and I know he wants me, but we're not going to freak and get nasty just yet because we're both pleasure delayers.

by Samantha April 23, 2004

Delayed DADS

Word used to describe getting the DADS wayyyy late in the day... after you thought you had escaped the dreaded "Day After Drinking Shits".

Casey: "Gah Tricia, I've got the DADS like, major."

Tricia: (smugly) "Really? I'm fine."

Tricia: (9:00 PM) "Damn! I've got the DELAYED DADS!"

Casey: *snickers a little*

by all4us August 19, 2009