Deefing

Also known as penile flatulence. Deefing is similar to the female equivalent of queefing.

Deef (n)
Deefing (v)
"He deefed on me last night."

by Doctor Deef August 14, 2016

Dudefest

A party at Notre Dame Senior Week whereby only dudes are allowed to attend. 15 kegs are purchased for competitions that include mortal kombat, keg stands, puke line, full beer flip cup, and keg tossing. If girls enter the premise they are showered with beers and cans. No Penis. No Service.

Dudefest was the greatest fucking party of my college career.

by Dudefest 2011 Participant June 12, 2011

dueforeal

Used when trying to make an individual believe what you're saying.

Taken from the three words 'dude for real'

A word made up by the loving and beautiful CJ.

Timmeh: "I really don't think thats right"

CJ: "Dueforeal, I'm tellin you the truth"

by FranklinFigs April 27, 2006

Deef

Deef |dēf|

1. noun. Originally used to succinctly describe an instance of delicious beef. Often this is used when the item has a distractingly high level of tastiness and a full sentence is not manageable.

2. adjective. Good, excellent, or awesome. A 'y' is added to the end to create "Deefy" as necessary.

1. "That vendor on Church St. is selling some straight deef burgers."

2. "Taking shots in the library? That's deef, yo."
"That is a deefy burger, my friend."

by LingAnth October 10, 2011

deef head

when only your head is a deef

god you are such a deef head

by paul April 1, 2005

dee-dee-deefense

The use of a mental disability to get off easy or cover your ass when things get hairy. Coined from Carlos Mencia's use of "dee dee dee" to refer to retarded people. Also known as the "tard defense" or "idiot immunity". The catch is you have to be smart enough to figure it out.

I'm able to be 10 minutes late for nearly all my classes because I can use my autism as a dee-dee-deefense. Works every time.

by Zeph. May 8, 2006

deef

it is the male eqivalent of a queef. the male ejects air out of his penis. the "d" in deef stands for dick. it means a dick queef, or a dick fart. a deef sounds like a very high pitched fart

What is that smell? Did you just fart?

No, i deefed.

by Erich Smith May 11, 2007