Guy #1: <coughs> (just took a swig of beer)
Guy #2: Dude what's your problem? Don't give people drunken showers all the time.
Guy #2: Dude what's your problem? Don't give people drunken showers all the time.
by quarterlife3 January 30, 2017
The maximum state of inebriation that a person can survive. This state is between blotto and death by alcohol poisoning.
Dude 1: "Pete partied really hard last night, man."
Dude 2: "I know, they found him in a drunken coma on the diving board."
Dude 2: "I know, they found him in a drunken coma on the diving board."
by Scathe April 10, 2007
When an intoxicated female partner defecates on a graham cracker while the intoxicated male partner ejaculates on the same before being roasted over a campfire.
by furams January 11, 2014
When one is so slizzard, they unknowingly and accidentally put their head through the armhole of a shirt.
You must be fuckin' ripped, you just gave yourself a drunken turtleneck. You put your head through your arm sleeve... you look like Quasimodo.
by thatdude540 September 10, 2013
The point during the night when the alcohol level in the bloodstream provides the most buzz with the least chance of discomfort later.
In economic terms: the point at which the marginal product of drinking meets the marginal cost of drinking.
In economic terms: the point at which the marginal product of drinking meets the marginal cost of drinking.
by Chris Cole December 05, 2004
A sexual act wherein a drunk woman is bent over a bed or similar piece of furniture and a green laundry basket or storage bin is placed over her torso and used to hold her down while you anally please her.
WARNING: If this technique is used for oral sex, it can quickly turn into the dangerous "snapping turtle"; use extreme caution if attempting this variant.
WARNING: If this technique is used for oral sex, it can quickly turn into the dangerous "snapping turtle"; use extreme caution if attempting this variant.
by Dan I am February 06, 2010
True to their nature, the Coatimundis is a gregarious, spry cat-like animal that primarily resides in South America. If one becomes too inebriated to stand on their own two feet, they must get crafty and get on all fours, thus resembling the gait of a Coatimundis.
The enjoyment after a 'Girls night out' came to an abrupt end when my wife became a Drunken Coatimundis on the stairs leading to our bedroom.
by RJJP July 02, 2009