Drunker than Satan

Drunk as fuck, probably derives from the song & video "Drunker Than Satan" that became popular on the internet in 2008.

"Hahaha, holy shit! Josh was drunker than I've ever seen last night, but Kyle was drunker than Satan!!!!!"

by Blackjackolantern March 5, 2009

The Great Wise Crazily Drunken Russian Vodka Master

This is the top man in Mother Russia who can out drink every other man in the country. He knows the proper way to drink Vodka...with an onion. You will NOT beat him in Russian Roulette so DON'T TRY. He is the leader of the RCU - (Russian Comrades United) This organization is constantly being argued over its popularity and influence in the world at large. Some top experts argue whether it even exists. However it is not wise to question the power of the force of the clan of united RCU battalions of death.

"The Great Wise Crazily Drunken Russian Vodka Master" is no bozo-mc-spaz-a-tron. However, he is sometimes the unofficial spokesperson for ADOBE.

by Cheeseball Alcatraz September 9, 2021

Drunkenstein

State of alcohol intoxication where a person has been completely obliterated with an amount of alcohol that is extremely above his/her tolerance level. Exceedingly bad decision-making skills are prevalent, periods of functioning black-outs ensue, appearance includes but not limited to: pasty skin tone (due to severe dehydration), glazed over half-opened eyes, a swaying gait, standing is difficult and falling is pretty much guaranteed, disheveled hair (rats nest for females)… unfortunately this person thinks & acts like their overall appearance is way hotter than reality. Basically makes a complete ass out of him or herself… extreme moron activities are a given. A drunkenstein will bulldoze blindly over anything and everyone in their path without acknowledgment (basically like Frankenstein would). Attitude & activities of a drunkenstein will often push people around them to the point where they want to kick the drunkenstein's ass.

Examples of activities while in this state: drinking and dialing / texting your friends or flavor(s) and leaving overly loving or rude and nasty, slurred, unintelligible messages ("I love you more than you know" or "hey cock-sucking whore"). A drunkenstein, will fight with friends or strangers… pushing buttons to start a fight (for no explainable reason?). Tackle and wreste people down or destroy others personal property. Smack people in the genitals and think it's funny. Expose nipples, cooch or cock to anyone - thinking they actually want to and should see it. Tongue kiss with same-sex friend (and are not gay/lesbian). Dance with him/herself in a mirror and think they're dancing with an actual partner. Take off on a drunk-run, not sure where to, but just run for miles (Forest Gump?). Pee their pants (in public). OR pee on partner and say they're marking their territory. Pee on furniture thinking it’s the toilet and then actually try to find the flusher. A drunkenstein would crawl in to bed with friends' significant other or mom/dad and spoon/snuggle them. Dine & dash (unknowingly?) or run from taxicabs after not paying. Face-plant falls - stitches required… any type of fall (gait issues). Beer goggle with EXTREMELY regrettable hook ups.

by P. Stephens September 23, 2008

Drunken Volcano

When you are drunk and laying on your back and you throw up all over your face. The vomit coming up resembles an erupting volcano.

Kellie was passed out on her floor last night and she made a drunken volcano.

by MikeFromDilley January 30, 2005

drunken noodle

When you have had a hard night on the cocaine and beer, and the wife asks for sex but your penis behaves like a drunken noodle

Billy got home from the party and his wife was up for some hole pumping but when she put her hands down his pants she was very disappointed as all she found was a drunken noodle.

by cocolover March 30, 2015

Drunkenmiller's Law

Similar to Godwin's Law, this law states that the longer a online political debate continues the more likely it is that someone will bring up George W. Bush, typically totally out of context. When this occurs the person who invokes Drunkemiller's Law has lost the argument and the thread should be closed.

"I've always thought that Jimmy Carter was an overrated president."

"Well, at least he's better than Bush! WORST PRESIDENT EVER!"
Drunkenmiller's Law

by Strictnein December 12, 2008

Drunken Conscience

The state of mind you're in when you've been dipping in the sauce. Where all of your normal sober problems hit while you're drunk,which leads you into a spiral of more drinking and or just drunken rambling along with crocodile tears.

Gary:man, this Rum got me on some drunken conscience ish
Steve:can't you just say shit, you drunken fool!
(Gary starts cryin') leave me alone man!
Steve: I shoulda cut you hours ago

by Ya Boy Trax July 30, 2010