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Tow Truck Driver

A person that requires very little sleep. Fueled by caffeine, nicotine and crude humor. Often working 6-12 days straight without off time. Thrives in bad weather and drives into it while others drive away, Enjoys listening to people complain about their 9-5 jobs and how their hours are to hard.
Oh you crashed your car into a ditch at 3am in the snow? Don't worry call the Tow Truck Driver, they never sleep anyways.
by Nivek November 4, 2017
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backseat driver

1. a passenger in the back seat of the car who criticizes the driver

2. anyone who offers unwanted advice
Stop being such a backseat driver. You will only make things worse.
by Light Joker December 15, 2005
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Civic Driver

Omfg a civic driver just blew by with his annoying ass fartcan... Where did I put my 12 gauge.
by СукаБлять June 21, 2016
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truk driver

A mixture of tequila and coke product. Normally the drink is only considered a truk driver when the drink is made half and half.
"Bartender, make me a TRUK DRIVER!", the mental transportation to another place.
by Truk Thompson March 14, 2007
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BMW Driver

Self absorbed, self important assholes.

They drive like they are the only vehicles on the road, don't know how to use their indicators, don't know the meaning of the term "speed limit" or at least believe that it does not apply to them, jump the traffic lights, park on double yellow lines/on corners/in front of dropped curbs/across 2 or more parking bays etc (impulsiveness, irresponsibility, poor behavioural control). If you ever see one getting a ticket they will always been full of rage that someone has dared to slight them (grandiose sense of self worth, failure to accept responsibility for their own actions).

They also seem to think they're better than everybody else, and that the BMW is the pinnacle of human achievement. They imagine that other peoples dislike for them is due to jealousy of them and their car, and that owning said vehicle means they are richer than everyone else (grandiose sense of self worth), and is not in any way due to them exhibiting the behaviours outlined above (lack of remorse or guilt, lack of empathy).

In short, they exhibit many of the traits associated with being a narcissist or psychopath.
Some asshole BMW driver decided to double park with his hazards on on main street and held up all the traffic for 10 minutes so he could go to Starbucks.
by Slamdaddy UK July 3, 2014
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Audi Driver

is a driver on the road that tale gates , cuts other cars off and zig zags in traffic.
Who is that tale gating me? An Audi Driver.
by AudiDriverhater October 14, 2012
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Sunday driver

a slow and careless driver, like one who is out for a leisurely Sunday drive
Get out of the way you Sunday driver.
by Light Joker December 25, 2005
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