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jake downing

A very nice man who likes to steal obese children from their homes at night, then making them lose weight before returning them back to their parents. Usually unscathed.
"Dude, Billy Jean got robbied last night."

"About time, he was such a fat ass. Hopefully he'll be able to move without needing that forklift when he gets back.
by hs25571 April 11, 2017
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Downing Street Memo

The minutes of a meeting among British officials indicating that the Bush administration was fixing the facts to the policy to promote their illegal war in Iraq. Despite the claims of some GOP, this document has not been shown to be debunked, false, or invalid.
The Downing Street Memo/Minutes document is a smoking gun pointing to the Bush administration, whose actions are worthy of impeachment and removal from office.
by resident alian July 22, 2008
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doowoping

listening to uninterrupted doo wop for hours.
during the power outage, I wasdoowoping for three hours on my galaxy s4 before my battery went dead. DOOWOPING!!
by Nogunsnofrowns November 1, 2013
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The Downing Dip

The action of dropping the head of one's penis or the bellend into another man's beverage when they're not looking. Originally when John Christopher Downing put his penis head into Bob Freudenberg's coffee when Bob was taking a shit.
Bob-"This coffee tastes like shit"
*laughter*
Chris-"Well you just got The Downing Dip"
by SuperJew of Mid Mo February 8, 2008
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Downingtown slamming (rules)

Here are the rules:
- help all fallen slammers up.

- dont hit fellow slammers in private areas.

- no spine shots, rabbit punches, or blind sides.

- no slamming heads.

- after breaking three of these rules your thrown out.

These are the rules.
Hitting someone in there private areas, downingtown slamming (rules). penis downingtown slam
by Mush face June 29, 2009
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Downing

someone who not only lacks length but lacks girth aswell. A Downing never usually performs in the bedroom and leaves girls feeling very short handed.
girl 1: whatcha get up to last night?
girl 2: uh I met this decent guy in town but back at my place he turned out to be such a Downing!
by dark_destroyer December 1, 2014
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Dowaning

A person who has the inability to not make a joke that will offend a race or disability every ten seconds
There goes marcus Dowaning again.

Marcus "Racial slur"
by Thelordofthegingers March 30, 2018
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