Douchelord

One who demostrates the levels of being a douche to such a high degree that they could be a God of other douches. Their douchebaggery is off the charts.

President Obama was the biggest douchelord of all time.

Mayor Adler was the biggest douchelord in Austin, TX. Many douches admired and cherished him from California.

by Braulz July 20, 2017

douchealoop

-noun

the act of douching with friends at a social gathering; can also be used as a derogatory term

1) Hey Jill, this douchealoop has been great! Now, can you pass the douche?

2) Zach, quit being a douchealoop!

by Micah Perry August 7, 2007

Doucheology

The study of being a douche bag.

Man 1: Hey dickhead, I finally got my degree in Doucheology.

Man 2: So now you're a doucheologist?

Man 1: Correct-o! -pops collar up-

Man 2: Wow, you're great at it too!

by Doucheologist September 14, 2010

Douchisly

to do something like a douche

that dude over there walks around all douchisly

by chara nari shooting star November 27, 2009

Douchiano

A person who is a douche on such a degree that his last name goes hand in hand with the word douche

God that kid sucks so much no wonder we call him douchiano

by jbeibs January 22, 2013

Douchitous

Douchitous is when a douche talks to a non douche and the douchness affects his lungs...causing him to talk like a douche

Seth:whts up tyler want to hang out?
Tyler:get away from me I don't want Douchitous

by Dorkola2500 January 25, 2015

douchelorean

The asshole tailgating you with the lifted truck!

I am going to do a brake stand if that douchelorean doesn't get off my ass!

by cm115 April 10, 2015