douchebiter

A compound insult, consisting of the insult Douchebag and the word Biter, thus referring to the person being insulted as someone who actually bites a vaginal douche. nuff said.

John: hey, you really suck at everything you do
Francis: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU DOUCHEBITER!!!

by suomynonamai July 7, 2011

douchebiebery

Pronounced douche-bieber-ee
Invented by the moose, aka Jared Padalecki in an angry tweet wanting to deport Justin Bieber, and he described his actions as "douchebiebery" which is a combination of douchebaggey and bieber. Can be used to insult justin or his actions, and possibly any beliebers.

Belieber: OmFG #CuTtingForBieBer !!!111!!1!!!!

Person: eew ur really gonna do that for all the douchebiebery justin did? You must be a simple minded ass-kissing peasant.

Belieber: omg !!1!1!1!!! No dont insult da biebs!!1!1! Cutting isnt a joke!!

Person: well why would u cut for a person who obviously doesnt care about his fans if hes letting them do this....

Belieber: you dont know what ur talking about !! He loves us!

Person: bitch, please.

by DaMoose February 4, 2014

douceline

Douceline is rare interesting species that can only be found in particular regions. She is incredibly devoted to Geography and passionate about life. If you happen to come across her you should always spend your time with her because she is very special. Every second you spend with her is blessing you should be grateful for, everyone in the world should have chance to meet her before they die.

Stranger: Is that Douceline?

Me: Yea
Stranger: OMG! I have to go talk to her.

by Douceline February 28, 2018

ass douchecanoe

your little brother or sister

That ass douchecanoe went into my room.

by MMB is amazing like Tribs December 24, 2010

douchebandage

one who is disgusting like a douche, and annoying like taking off a bandage.

Halley: dawn your a whore
Dawn: slut
Halley: douche
Dawn: DOUCHEBANDAGE!!!!!!!!!!
Halley: UUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGH GROSS DAMN YOU GOT ME!

by halley/dawn April 10, 2007

douchecano

n. An erupting volcano of douchiness.

We left the frat party because it was about to turn into a douchecano.

by DeSlice January 4, 2012

douchecanoe

Douchecanoe (n) -

1. A long-winded and narrow-minded douche.

2. The preferred mode of transportation for one or more douchebags.

1. "That unspecified radio shock jock can bloviate for hours without using a single shred of evidence to back his claims; he is a certifiable douchecanoe."

2. "Oh great, Brock and the gang just rolled up on the front lawn in their douchecanoe. This party is officially fucked."

by Nuanda03 August 29, 2012