someone who has totally mastered the art of being a douchebag; someone who is a total dick and loves being a douchebag; mastering concepts such as ass whooping, keg stands, skipping class and vag pounidng
by beeta808 May 10, 2011
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Douchebans: Dude, I just stole an old lady's iPod!
Person: Omg, you're SUCH a douchebans!
Douchebans: *Eats apple and throws apple core on the ground of restaurant*
Person: What a douchebans move.
Person: Omg, you're SUCH a douchebans!
Douchebans: *Eats apple and throws apple core on the ground of restaurant*
Person: What a douchebans move.
by avecsllers April 28, 2011
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*In the Library before school*
Billy"Stavros stop calling Stefan a jew."
Stavros"Well he is."
Stefan"I know i am, its not news."
Steven"Can someone give me homework."
Stefan"Stevan ur so gay."
Steven"Shutup jew."
Stefan"Stop calling me that."
Stavros "Well you are."
Billy"Holy crap, Stavros, look behind you."
Stavros"Holy shit Mancia whered you come from."
Mancia"Yo man i been here fer like 47 seconds exactly."
Billy"Stavros lets go to the computer lab."
Stavros"Ok."
Billy"Mancia, dont follow us."
*5 minutes later in the Computer lab*
Billy"Stavros do you have Miller?"
Stavros"No"
Billy"Jesus christ Mancia, why'd did you follow us, is that how you found your way into America?"
Billy"Stavros stop calling Stefan a jew."
Stavros"Well he is."
Stefan"I know i am, its not news."
Steven"Can someone give me homework."
Stefan"Stevan ur so gay."
Steven"Shutup jew."
Stefan"Stop calling me that."
Stavros "Well you are."
Billy"Holy crap, Stavros, look behind you."
Stavros"Holy shit Mancia whered you come from."
Mancia"Yo man i been here fer like 47 seconds exactly."
Billy"Stavros lets go to the computer lab."
Stavros"Ok."
Billy"Mancia, dont follow us."
*5 minutes later in the Computer lab*
Billy"Stavros do you have Miller?"
Stavros"No"
Billy"Jesus christ Mancia, why'd did you follow us, is that how you found your way into America?"
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stefan, steven, billy are all douchbags while stavros is the best of the best bitches!!!
stefan, steven, billy are all douchbags while stavros is the best of the best bitches!!!
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Get the Douchewash mug.Engaging in particularly heinous acts of rowdiness, drunkenness, and savagery. Often, if not always, with a particular disrespect for the female gender (a grammatical blend of douchebaggery and debauchery... obvi).
Bro, there was some epic douchebauchery taking place at the "open party" last night.
Yeah, I can't believe that broad period-ed all over the president's sheets after I banged her.
Yeah, I can't believe that broad period-ed all over the president's sheets after I banged her.
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