One who acts like he/she has more authority than has been bestowed to him/her. Often characterized as being loudmouthed, obnoxious, and having no friends. A compound of douchebag and hippopotamus.
by fightclubRAP April 30, 2010
Get the Doucheapotamus mug.it’s where someone is being an asshole and it’s a nice way to say to build a boat cry me a river and float the fuck away or a nice of way of saying to build a bridge and get over it.
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Business conducted by large corporations intent to promote the short term gain of executive management, typically as the expense of subordinate corporate employees, small business, the environment, and long term corporate financial stability.
The douchebagonomics of Walmart crushed Eartle's discount clothing, a cornerstone of local blue-collar fashion for over 40 years.
by Billy Reubens October 15, 2008
Get the douchebagonomics mug.The theory that douchebags get more chicks as they get doucheier. The douchebags go to more parties as they get doucheier which gives them more opportunities to get chicks. However, there is a point where one can get overly douchey and none of the chicks like him. Also, chicks tend to go out with douchebags more often because the doucheier the douchebag, the easier he is to whip (usually).
"The white douchebag frat boy gets more chicks than the awesome chill guy because of simple douchenomics."
by bleech128 September 22, 2009
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Get the ass douchecanoe mug.It is a place outside of time where one may live or visit that has proven to be the asshole of the world and be populated predominantly with Douchebags--A Cultural Wasteland.
Friend on phone: Hey Bro, I just got back to the States. I should be back in (fill in the blank) in a few hours.
Me: Well good sir, welcome back to Douchebagopolis.
Me: Well good sir, welcome back to Douchebagopolis.
by PhoenixCat February 5, 2012
Get the Douchebagopolis mug.A physical disease contracted once born into the world, it afflicts one in ten men. The symptoms of this are owning a large well furnished home, owning a sports car which cost more then your university fees and having a drop dead gorgeous partner, yet still complaining about life.
The only known cure for Doucheaveriiatius is a shift sharp kick in the groin followed by a good three minute bottling.
The only known cure for Doucheaveriiatius is a shift sharp kick in the groin followed by a good three minute bottling.
<Wealthy Young Male Executive> "Oh darn I just got a four thousand pay rise, too bad my porsche still has another week in it, before I can buy another car, why does this depress me so much, doctor?"
<Doctor Wellington> "I'm sorry to say this, sir, you have Doucheaveriiatius."
<Doctor Wellington> "I'm sorry to say this, sir, you have Doucheaveriiatius."
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