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Douche Cano

When a male fucks a girl and cums on her ass and it slides down her ass crack and leaks into the vigina
bro i Douche Canoed my girl last night and now she’s pregnant!
by jizz creamery February 23, 2021
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Douche canoe

A viewer of the popular YouTube podcast, Half Brown All Town.
I saw Graham watching the podcast yesterday. He's such a douche canoe.
by Palestrom August 7, 2016
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Douche canoe

A douche that's douchier than a douche and can't get a girlfriend
Person 1. That kid was being such a douche canoe

Person 2. I know Tyler Johnson is douchier than a douce

Person 1. True and he can't get a girl
by Tgrizzlyxx123 September 4, 2017
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Douche Canoe

Being such a douchebag that no one can stand to be around you.
I cannot stand another week playing beer pong with that Douche Canoe Andrew.
by Pizza head August 17, 2015
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Douche Canoe

Noun
An individual acting in such a way, their presence is equivalent to being in a canoe in a lake full of used douche water.
"What happened to your car bro?"
"Some douche canoe keyed it last night"
by Mahatma Luther King Jr. January 9, 2015
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Douche Canoe

Bigger than a douche bag. So big infact that you need your own lake and paddle!!!
Kevin was so stupid that he was upgraded to a douche canoe.
by phenix_247 September 9, 2009
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Douche Canoe

1. An individual guilty of blatantly duplicitous behavior on par with or exceeding that of multitudinous douche bags.
2. A person who intentionally and maliciously destroys and disbands the life's work of a fellow colleague for no other reason than to simply be a douche.
3. A word used to describe Maktar, the evil nemesis of Orlin
4. The answer my friend, is puddings in the wind.
That douche canoe Bob, plagiarized my paper.

Of all the university's in the world, that douche canoe had to walk into mine.

Maktar, in the most debauched douche canoery, slashed Orlin's dreams to shreds.
by OrlinSupreme February 5, 2012
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