douche canoe 

a giant group of assholes, generally flaming one person for posting something stupid on a forum. long after the thread should have died.

the culmination of a group of douche rockets, possibly practicing douche rocketry.

well im glad to see this thread has turned into a douche canoe.

douche canoe by cmz II January 7, 2008

Douche Canoe 

Someone who is such a douche, that his/her douchiness fills a small boat.

That guy cut me off! What a fucking douche canoe!

Douche Canoe by Can't find my nipples April 24, 2015

Douche Canoe 

Noun: The title one gives their cheating ex.

Girlfriend: Shit, here he comes.
Boyfriend: Is that the guy you told me about?
Girlfriend: Ya; he's such a douche canoe.

Douche Canoe by RandyRubix October 3, 2016

Douche Canoe 

Someone who is being such an ass that they need to immediately leave your presence and float away forever like a canoe

Wyatt left you on read and hasn’t replied in over a week? What a douche canoe

Douche Canoe by mlex July 15, 2019

Douche Canoe 

see Ben Mulroney; or any other D-bag.
Amplified version of original Douche Bag.

Person A: "he was wearing a pink polo with a popped collar"
Person B: "wow what a Douche Canoe!"

Douche Canoe by awesome_s December 8, 2010

Douche Canoe 

A douche canoe is a more playful term for a douche bag. Can be used to name a idiotic person when they cause a situation that could be dangerous.

Will: *Hit's Tyler*
Tyler: Ow you douche canoe!

Douche Canoe by BringerofMail December 13, 2010

Douche Canoe 

A word used when usually referring to tall, white wanna-be-thugs who are failures at talking trash. They have average white names (ie. Matt, Mark ect.) They use statements such as 'That's so G.' or 'I know man!'

Bob: Hey, you know the kid down the hall with the stupid hats, saggy pants and a bad attitude?

Steve: Yeah, what about him.

Bob: He's such a douche canoe.

Douche Canoe by Hematidrosis October 8, 2011