Double Bass

A four or five string stand up acoustic instrument that hardly gets the recognition it deserves.

1.The double bassist in that jazz group kicked major ass!

2.The double bass section in that orchestra kicked major ass!

by Donnie Jay June 10, 2003

Double Barrel Slingshot

Another word for a Bra. Often used as an easy way to explain to a small child what a Bra is that will entertain them and not confuse them.

He found it and I thought it'd be easier to tell him its a Double Barrel Slingshot.

by Dweebster August 30, 2010

double-budded

(Adj.) To have earbuds placed in both ears at moderate to high volume in a workplace or social setting, in a bid to deliberately tune out others around you.

Earbuds may also be worn but not actually turned on, as a visual repellent to any social interaction.

(Coined by Heather C******** at ***** Labs)

"Stacy was double-budded while the new protocol was announced."

"Hey Chase..."
Chase, out of sight on far side of the room: "..."
"CHASE."
Chase: "..."
"...He must be double-budded."

by Yargengee March 23, 2019

Double Boner Backflip

In an all-male threesome, two men lay on their backs with their penises touching to create a "Double Boner." The third male, standing on an elevated platform positioned above the other performers, proceeds to do a backflip off of the platform. At the end of the rotation, the diver will land with the two penises engorged in his rectum successfully completing the "Double Boner Backflip."

Man 1: "Hey man, how's Kappa Alpha pledgeship at the University of Tulsa going?"

Man 2: "Well it was kind of boring until they made us do Double Boner Backflips with each other."

by User 156 January 23, 2017

a double bagger

a person so ugly that you have to put a bag over your head when having sex with them in case the one you put on theirs falls off

see her/him over there thats a double bagger if ever i saw one

by fenton t fox July 15, 2006

double barrel snotgun

Thinking you have contained the snot missiles from a juicy sneeze only to find one of the slimy slugs found its way between for fingers and having a friend or co-worker tell you some hours later that there is snot on your shirt or tie.

I found dried snot on my jacket from a double barrel snotgun three days ago.

by wolfbait51 June 4, 2011

double blue veiner

1)When a man becomes so aroused that two blood vessels begin to pulse urgently along his shaft.
2)A great rage that causes the rager to have veins swollen on his or her forehead.

1)Maggie dabbled with Bobby's nubbins until a double blue veiner was upon her.
2)The kids would badger their mom until a double blue veiner danced across her brow. They knew then it was time to skedaddle out of there and go watch Blues Clues.

by Pantaloon January 24, 2008