door dosser

Someone who claims to be looking for a job, but ends up in the pub smoking by the main door and dossing around

John told me he was out looking for a job, but a friend told me he was at the pub smoking and messing with his friends. She advised me that he lies and is a door dosser.

by BritishLas January 6, 2014

Balby Dosser

When you live in Balby in Doncaster and you just doss around balby for example at the macdonalds or go town dossing.

What you doing you BALBY DOSSER!

by Balby Dosser February 3, 2019

Hyde Park Dosser

When you doss about Hyde park smacked off your bean. You’ll often either trek it to the chippy cos it’s fish bits or get yourself some Avengers End Game bud from man like Ryan Theobald

What you doing you Hyde Park Dosser? Off to the chippy mate fuck off!

by ThatsPeekDon August 30, 2019

Dossing

1)Going somewhere with no intention of getting there at a certain time
2) Walking around with no intention of going anywhere

1)"You coming to the party later?"
"yeah man, but were just dossing up so dont expect us at anytime"
2) "you upto much?"
"nah man, just dossing about"

by Tzma April 30, 2014

Dissendium

A place where Albert's age is a mystery.

Most people would say Albert is between the ages of 25 and 35, but we may never know for sure.

by KeeWee January 14, 2005

Dosser

Does absoloutly fuck all with there life apart from smoke weed and think about how to get weed. Typically shares evenings with other dossers smoking fuck tonnes of bush out in the middle of the back arse of nowhere (shed) listening to Biggie Smalls. Shares many comparisons to a chav however talks slightly more broken and has no sense of emotion outside of euphoria.

“Ehhhhh what dooooo ya mean pass the doob ya big whopper hahaaaa”

“Aaaaaaaaa look at you ya dosser shurrup man ahahahaha”

by Cammo ammo November 8, 2018

DOSSER

A tramp lowlife some one who lives on a council estate and dress's like a tramp

Lmao Look at that fooking Dosser!!!!

by Ryan Kirk October 25, 2007