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doomsday

Lord of the negros, often found at raves pounding his head to heart stopping techno music, very mild mannered and calm but he is a monster don't cross the line!
by Anonymous February 28, 2003
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doomsday

When a person inserts a fist into a woman's vagina and proceeds to get her off.
Josh just gave Ashlee the Doomsday on the couch. Someone said, "She took it like a champ."
by Rustication October 5, 2007
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Doomsday Device

A sexual position in which a relatively tall (6-7'1") male inserts his penis into the vagina of a relatively petite (4'8"-5'1.75") female and proceeds to spin in circles using the female, now attached to the erect penis, as a wrecking ball.
Dude I'm so glad we made it out of there some couple totally whipped out their doomsday device.
by the cotck August 20, 2009
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Doomsday Clock

A timepiece that counts down to the exact time of a deadline, failing to complete a certain task by the end of that deadline will result in dire consequences.

May refer to a metaphorical doomsday clock i.e. watching an actual clock and doing the math to see how much time you have left.

Or a physical doomsday clock like the ones that were sold in the lead up to the millennium or the ones featured on bombs that explode once they reach zero.
John started keeping time on the doomsday clock after his boss had told him he'd be fired if he hadn't finished all of his paperwork before 6pm on Friday.

Or

For dramatic purposes whenever you see a bomb with a doomsday clock on TV or in the movies it always stops with just one second to spare.
by The Captive Spirit September 7, 2010
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doomsday

birthday - bearing or being born of the day.
Happy doomsday!
by Darius January 9, 2004
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Doomsday Dog

My wife and I have two dogs. A beautiful, athletic boxer with a brindle coat and a puggle. The puggle is not athletic. He is severely overweight and hasn't mastered the art of shitting outside in his two years on this planet. The puggle is our Doomsday Dog. If WWIII ever kicks off and the power goes out for a long time, we won't like it but we'll eat him if necessary.
"Hey man, your dog is extraordinarily overweight."

"You mean Apocalypse? He's my Doomsday Dog. If shit hits the fan and it comes down to it we're going to eat him with bbq sauce, and hims is going to be delicious!"
by Buster Badger June 10, 2018
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doomsday.exe

damn, Chad is such a Doomsday.exe, Stacey is so lucky
by doomsdayexe June 12, 2019
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