pussy doofus

A guy who chases after women but when he actually gets a woman he doesn't know what to do

"Hey, are you going to hang out with Jared?"
"No way, that guy's a pussy doofus, he couldn't please a woman if he tried."

by Dharach March 2, 2021

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doofus butt

A bitch

You a doofus butt

by Asian ling ling September 27, 2020

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alpha-doofus

The 13 year old kid who gets the mad props for the six long, scraggly hairs growing on his chin while half of his peers are still waiting for their second pubic hair

Yo, check out Billy's chin, dude. He's the alpha-doofus for sure, with all that flava

by sven monk September 1, 2003

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hipster doofus

Someone working an analyst role with a ponytail and shirts that don't tuck in...

hah hah...

by stopher October 27, 2003

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[Doofus] Tooth

A hands-free cell phone device that attaches to the ear and makes the user look like a robo-asshole as he walks around annoying others.

I was in line at the grocery store and some dip-shit with a doofus tooth was talking behind me. I started to talk to him like he was talking to me. That interrupted his conversation so he got torqued-off and went to another line.

by cattnipp October 16, 2008

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