doodlebagel

A bagel, useally not toasted (your own perfrence), that males use for a masterbation tecnique, to spice up their lonely lives, or if their girlfriend is pregnant

Prego girlfriend: wtf this is all over this bagel?
boyfriend: oh i used it as a doodlebagel lastnight, because your hormones were flaring lastnight
Prego gilfriend: you stupid fucker thats gross

by bigsmell August 30, 2010

doodleblock

Severe lack of ideas about doodles when trying to draw doodles

I don't have anymore
Anymore what
Doodles
Ohh ya got doodleblock?
Yeah I really want to draw but im doodleblocked.

by flufflove7 February 6, 2012

Doodlefuckery

When the Supervisor of Elections tries to make a shitload of absentee ballots they believe support the ‘other’ party’s candidate disappear.

“What kind of doodlefuckery goes on in these polling places?”

by MikeyWeHo November 9, 2018

ucky ducky doodleberg baum

The smell of a filthy demon infested witch after committing an act of spiritual violence against an inanimate object (or person).

It smells like ucky ducky doodleberg baum in here, open a bible.

by I'llusemyrealnameifIwantto July 5, 2018

doodiebutt

A individual who is infested with a sickness that presents itself on ones behind. Often consisting of a magical poopy forest that, in due time, envelops the host's buttocks. Originated from Las Vegas, Nevada.

Rawr: Look at Fluxxy, he's such a ~
Ari: doodiebutt!?!
Rawr: Exactly, a doodiebutt. d^-^o

by Rawr McDaniel Rawrsome April 19, 2011

doodlebuster

a bug that can give a punishing blow to a doodle(penis, or male reproductive organ)

shit man that doodlebuster almost caught me .

by flanker22332 January 12, 2008

doodle bug

a code word for the word penis

Holly don't touch ur brothers "doodle bug"

by MaryJanice May 11, 2004