Doob

An individual who has been plagued with genetic or self-inflicted oral oddities which are consequently extremely annoying to normal people.
i.e.: Man, that Jodie Foster is such a doob!
by Eugie poogie October 06, 2009
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Dorsal Boobs: globs of fat, taking on the appearance of nippleless breast, found on the back of obesse women when enhanced and scultped by a halter top.
Look at the doobs on the back of that fat chick with the white halter top on coming out of Wal-Mart
by Daddyrat April 02, 2010
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Doob

The cross between a douche and a boob.
"wow your ugly"
"dont talk to me you doob"
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Doob

OMFG you're sucha doob!
by Kaspars April 07, 2004
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Doob

Someone who fits both the categories of a doosh and a n00b. They often try to be a genuine doosh (AKA spiked hair, white sunglasses, fake tan, doing pushups in public, posting shirtless pictures of themselves on Facebook, etc.), but fail miserably which makes them a n00b.

This word is great to use around your parents because while insulting, it is not recognizable as derogatory to the older generation.
Brooke: Wow, get a load of this guy.
Gus: What.
Brooke: He's constantly posting shirtless pictures of himself on Facebook.
Gus: How many people are on his friend's list?
Brooke: 29. Cuz nobody likes him.
Gus: What a doob.
by Doob Smacker October 22, 2011
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A Faggot, Douche and Boob put together.
Also refered as retard, dumbass, shithead, fuck hole, ass wipe, and cock master
U are a fucking doob!
Or
Doob!!!!
Ur such a Doob!
U doobert!
U doob!
by Troy KrabbTree December 09, 2007
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doobed

He's doobed. That girl is so doobed.
by raymonda February 05, 2014
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