"When I got back from running the other day I scratched my balls then forgot and scratched my nose"
"Dude you're such a Dongle-Gobblin"
"Dude you're such a Dongle-Gobblin"
by DJ Mammoth January 29, 2009
: A useless, flaccid human being.
: Limp, obnoxious, but necessary.
: Appropriated from ‘dongle’; slang used to describe annoying adapters for electronic equipment.
: Limp, obnoxious, but necessary.
: Appropriated from ‘dongle’; slang used to describe annoying adapters for electronic equipment.
by Bussty April 4, 2021
A theoretical, invisible master key of technology, attached to a company's computer network, that keeps all of it's technology running smoothly and seamlessly. It is usually possessed by a single IT system administrator and is automatically disconnected when it's owner is out sick or on vacation, thus ensuing immediate system failure. It's existence has never been proven, and much like a black hole's vacuum of light, is only visible by it's surrounding aura of destruction and chaotic effects.
by daniel Tamez January 18, 2008
A piece of dried fecal matter that hangs off of one or many pubic hairs on the underside of a mans's testicles.
Dude, the other day I kept on feeling this dongle monkey smacking up against the side of my leg when I was going commando. Ended up having to tear my pubes out from the root, it was so dried up.
by Not my real name. What a shame August 25, 2018
When a corporation intentionally limits what you can/cannot do with your electronic device and people just passively accept that as life.
C'mon Apple, we've been living the dongle life for years, carrying all these extra cables and adapters with us only because we have one damn port. I think about it's time that we (the consumers) had enough of this.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian July 26, 2020
by saskydoodle March 8, 2015
yeah man, not about that dongle life
by citizen_4.2 November 23, 2018