Dodgy Dave

I WILL CONTINUE TO CALL HIM DODGY DAVE!!!!!

Dodgy Dave can’t keep his promises

by BrickyPhone September 10, 2021

Dave Gahan

A sexy white man who has tattoos that sings for Depeche Mode

I love Dave Gahan, his singing is like no other.

by jenaveve13 July 29, 2009

The Dave Chappelle

The Dave Chappelle is a drinking game that involves having the following:

2 shots of Jäger
Tequila (min. 1 shot)
4 bong hits man
Beer (min. 1)
Cheeseburger

It is to be done in this order and under 15 minutes.

Remember Frank's last weekend? EZ was fucking smashed man! He did The Dave Chappelle and felt "fucking great!"

by Puedesducharlo October 9, 2011

Dave Chapelle

One funny ass person. said to be the new king of comedy by blender magazine. Has a very funny show on Comedy central. Starred in half baked, appaered in under cover brother and screwed. He has been funny for a long time but people have just started jumping on the bandwagon since his new show.

Dave chappelle is funny as hell.

by mos def and talib kweli are blackstar March 18, 2005

Dave Drunk

Dave Drunk occurs when you have consumed alcohol to the point that you can no longer maintain the slightest level of social interaction. Common with anyone named Dave. Cause can be associated to actions such as chugging a bottle of Fireball.

Dave: Dude, what happened last night, I woke up on in my room with my boots on. Last I remember is nose diving into the fire.
Friend: After you tried to burn yourself alive we drug you to bed by the ankles. You were Dave Drunk, again.

by beersforyou February 11, 2010

Daventry

A market town located in the heart of England. Commonly referred to as "a shithole", Daventry is a thriving community of drug dealers, prostitutes and Brexiteers. As one enters the town centre, you can grasp a feel of the local architecture, as you see the never used icon building, in to which all of our funding went, hence why we are destitute. As of recent times, a cinema is being built, which will never open its doors, yet the people of Daventry still continue to fund it. The local Tesco is a place of true culture, as one gets the full Daventry experience upon arrival, having to walk through pregnant teens and coke heads to even make it into the front door. A hotspot for travellers, Daventry has managed to turn itself into the UK's biggest campsite. McDonald's, located south of Tesco, gives a whole new meaning to the term "arse"- as that is how most would describe the smell of the workers, as well as the taste of the food. Despite the local delicacy being drugs, there are plenty of amazing local takeaways - including a run-down pizza place, as well as a Chinese takeout that specialises in food poisoning and sadness. The most famous landmark within the quaint town is known as Borough Hill, and its greatest claim to fame is it did some shit in the second world war. Honestly, we're not happy, we live in hell, but please come to Daventry. You will really love our excessive amounts of pointless charity shops and hairdressers, and the local dealers will accept you right away.

"Oh my god, we can go to Daventry!"
"Wow, that sounds awesome! I love absolute crap heaps!"

by Big M November 24, 2020

dave and jodie

Two of the hottest people on earth!!! Great lovers and the bestest of friends.

Man!!, I wish we were dave and jodie , they have great sex,then go shopping

by Super D 08 November 27, 2020