Dick Disaster

1) Urgently craving a wild night of passion; describing pent up sexual frustration.

2)A bad sexual encounter.

1) I haven't been laid in two months. I'm so Horny!! I'm ready for a dick disaster.

2) Chet had the smallest cock ever! Last night, was a dick disaster.

by J-do September 28, 2009

St. Paul's Disaster

A sexual act in which a man uses a passed out woman's hand to masturbate, resulting in a pool of ejaculate on the man's stomach. The woman's hand is then rubbed in the semen-covered abdominal hair and the hand is then pressed into the woman's face.

Guy #1: How was your date last night? Guy #2: Alright. Went for a couple of drinks. We went to her house, got hammered, and she got the St. Paul's Disaster, then I was out of there!

by T-Bone McShane February 25, 2011

Disaster Bisexual

A person whose pure chaos has led you to the correct conclusion that they are bisexual.

God Sokka sure is one disaster bisexual

by The AC is too loud July 21, 2020

Disaster Movie

A film so bad that words can't even describe how bad it is.

Guy 1 - Dude have you seen Disaster Movie?
Guy 2 - Yes
Guy 1 - Dude, that's just sick

by disturbiawolf February 27, 2009

Maylene and the Sons of Disaster

Maylene and the Sons of Disaster (MATSOD in short), is a Southern Christian Thrash band originating in Birmingham, Alabama.
The band got their start in the mid 2000s when several friends in Alabama decided to make a tribute band to Ma Barker and her "sons of disaster", but to play under the influence of Jesus rather than drugs and murder.

They are, without a doubt, the most epic southern thrash band ever.

Dude, did you go to the Maylene and the Sons of Disaster show? My face got melted off by Dallas Taylor's manliness!

by underoath777 August 24, 2008

disasterpiece

A popular song by Iowa 9-piece Slipknot. Opens with one of the most psychotic lyrics ever.

"I wanna slit your throat and fuck the wound..."

by me January 29, 2005

disasterrific

When things don't go exactly as you would like

Brother: "What's your status?"
Yuna: "Ow, disasterrific."

by Shroudie March 12, 2005