dislec

A person who has never been to Disneyland.

Psychotherapist: "Have you ever been to Disneyland?"
Patient: "No I have not. I am a dislec. Due to this I carry around deep sadness and shame. When my boyfriend mentions he went to Disneyland twice I want to stab him with a fork. I love him dearly but I want to destroy his joyful memories of dancing with Micky and Goofy."

by plim100 September 30, 2011

disseminating

1.Spread or disperse (something, esp. information) widely.
2.Spread throughout an organ or the body.

No one thought of making a fortune by disseminating his work in print.
It all went in giving employment or disseminating kindness.

by ScouserNeil September 15, 2013

dissliment

The expression of an insincere compliment.

I told her "That skirt is really slimming!"... I can't believe she bought that dissliment!

by DocJLC October 17, 2013

Dilsleif

Saw your post so I decided to make this

Xes a super talented artist and one of my fav mutuals!

His opinions are the most valid in existence

(Ily/p （╹◡╹）♡

“Wow. Dilsleif just followed me back?? Xes so cool I am In SHOCK”

by gorohehe June 28, 2021

displective

In the summer of 2012 a little girl named "Willow" had a thought. Displective was her thought. It means when you have a deep thought or it can mean when you're on a horse.

Guy 1: "Wow, I just had such a displective moment."
Guy 2: "Where is your horse?"

by fazenumber53&garahgts March 25, 2022

Dissembler

A person who hides their real intentions and feelings; a shady motherfucker

I was going to buy a watch from that guy on the street corner, but he gave off the vibes of a dissembler

by Slicks McRead March 9, 2023

Directional Dislexia

Using the wrong compass point when giving directions; when you say south when you really meant north.

Take a left on mainstreet and head north, i mean south, aww fuck it. google map it for christ sake! No im not taking meds for directional dislexia.

by dwalt121 January 4, 2010