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Post Discrete Math Stress Disorder

PTSD or Post Discrete Math Stress Disorder is a mental health condition that ALU Computer Science students have after enrolling in CS for one term. IT's symptoms include unwillingness to attend classes, especially Friday morning classes.
It also has been reported that most CS students have switched to other degrees as a result of the condition.
The doctor said all the nightmares I have are a result of a Post Discrete Math Stress Disorder disease from all the discrete math assignments
by ALU-Challengers November 8, 2019
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discreet

A word gay/bi men use to describe themselves in a cool way that they are closet cases and have no intention of coming out soon. This allows them to maintain perceived heterosexual privilege while engaging in their true sexual desires.
"Are you out?"
"No, I'm totally discreet man. I got a girl...she can't know about this."
"Ah, ok I guess I'll keep looking."
"Not into flamers anyway."
"Who says I'm a flamer just because I'm out?"
"Most are."
"Stereotype. You should really come out man."
by Blueiris May 4, 2009
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diache

Dominican slang for saying "damm, dammit, or wow"
diache, ese tipo se paso = damm, that guy od
by la_mOreh September 12, 2009
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disher

a disher is like a homie. Theyre always down to party with you even when youve hit rock bottom. A true disher is always ready to go out and have a good time, and they always gotchyo back.

WUNLUV!!!!!111
Yoo disher, waddup?!

I gotchyo back disher!
by KeishaShay April 17, 2010
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Discreet mathematics

Discreet mathematics refers to the subtle study of mathematics. Discreet mathematics is characterised by furtive looks in maths textbooks disguised as pr0n and by secret maths lectures held in abandoned warehouses at midnight.

The origins of discreet mathematics can be traced to the 19th century, where young women interested in the mathematical and scientific subjects were unable to openly pursue such studies. Instead, they disguised their math textbooks as lifestyle magazines, and talked about mathematics in a secret code, called Polari.

This became unnecessary due to the total abolition of any form of sexism at all in 1964 by the Ghost of President Kennedy.
by kodiac1 July 3, 2006
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Dirty Dishes

When a girl uses a wet wash cloth to clean the jizz from her vagina then gives the wash cloth to her partner to clean his face.
Greta, having had it with Michael's short cummings, threw Michael her used dirty wash cloth to wipe her pussy juice from his face. Thus Michael now has dirty dishes.
by GB/MB February 5, 2008
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Washing the Dishes

Slang for beatin' ya' wang.

Equivalent to "beat your meat," "choking the chicken," and, "slapboxing your little homie."
Mom: "Little Jimmy, time for dinner."

Little Jimmy whilst aggressively pounding his schmeat: "One second mom, I'm busy washing the dishes."

Mom: "Oh, okay..wait, how are you washing the dishes in your room?"
by BUBBLEFART007 September 19, 2017
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