Dickament

From (Predicament)
A dick, or penis, related problem or catastrophe

"Dude, I caught myself in my zipper this morning"

"Man, what a dickament"

by NDemus October 7, 2007

Dickanator

1. A short person of the masculine variety, often also small in stature, whose actions are wholly reflective of their goal to prove they do not have a small penis or otherwise assert their masculinity.

Man, that guy Sandy is such a dickanator.

I swear to god, if I get called a homofag by those whiny ten-year-old dickanators on Xbox Live one more time I'm going to go postal in a kindergarten.

by TaylorBryant April 7, 2009

Dickachu

Someone who sneezes while taking dick

Cranky is Dickachu

by LanceIsAwesome March 6, 2023

Darkane

In the beginning of 1998 Darkane rose out of the ashes of Agretator, an ill-fated but talented band giving Watchtower (of course you remember them!) a run for the money. When Agretator became history, drummer Peter Wildoer and guitarist Christofer Malmström teamed up with fellow six stringer Klas Ideberg and bass player Jörgen Löfberg.

A true metal band.

True Metal for true fans.

by God. November 22, 2004

dickaholism

The disease that some girls seem to have, being sluts. They like the dick a little too much.

Guy 1: "Dude this girl totally has dickaholism. She's always up in my junk."

Guy 2: "Why are you complaining? She wants your cock."

by ProfessorOak January 7, 2009

Dickacclimate

The practice of becoming conditioned and accusomed to being dicked down on the reg without fatigue or irritation

I really like my new girl, I just need to give her time to dickacclimate.

by Arloki June 28, 2016

Dickaboo

When one's penis pokes through the hole in their underwear.

I removed my pants after a long day and there it was, my penis, playing dickaboo with me.

by theDean_27 October 31, 2018