Directard

A rabid retarded directioner who keeps bitching about haters and insulting them.

Girl: I love One Direction!

Guy: I hope you're not a directard.

by TheMaster001 September 2, 2013

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Mouse Director

Someone who insists on looking over the shoulder of the person who is at the computer and telling them where to click.

Lizzy: Here, right there, click that, this link...
Tommy: Wow, could you be less of a mouse director?

by Modness April 27, 2007

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Director

A totaly useless program used as an outlet for useless people to continue to be useless.

Director is useless, I'm going to go kill myself.

by Scott Diebold May 17, 2004

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A often short person who conducts or directs a band. Has no life, assigning students scales sheets for their grades, and telling lame jokes. Often can be desperate at times. Can be cool at times, but most of the time they can be @$$holes.

Cool Band Director:
Hey he's one of the coolest Band Directors ever!

Lame Band Director:
This Band Director can't conduct for crap!

by [too cool to list on here] December 29, 2008

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director's cut

A man with an uncircumcised penis, or the penis itself.
Derived from the film industry marketing tag for a later release of a film undefiled by the meddling of a studio, "Full length, and un-cut".

Upon seeing an uncircumcised penis, "Yeah, you're a director's cut! Good for your parents..."

by corrino2000 December 28, 2007

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Directard

A Directard is a film director that ruins, otherwise good movies with shaky camera work to create the illusion of realism.

"That was an awesome movie but I was getting motion sickness from the over use of shaky camera work, what Directard is responsible for this crap?"

"Hey they invented the steady cam for a reason, you stupid Directard!"

by The Movie Reviewnaut June 12, 2013

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